Chuck Norris


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  • cool character here are some qoutes!

    when chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken
    chuck norris invented water
    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
    chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
    chuck norris counted to infinity.....twice!
    chuck norris went to the virgin islands when he came back they were just called the islands
    chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wanted
    there is no evolution just a line of animals chuck alows to live
    Magyver can build an airplane out of matches an gum but chuck norris can kill him and take it
    chuck norris eats lightning and farts thunder