Michael and Dwight spy on a rival paper company. The rest of the office debates whether or not Hilary Swank is hot.
An alien race known as the Xindi launch an attack on Earth, causing great casualties and massive damage. As Enterprise heads back home, an unlikely source informs Archer about the Xindi and that their next attack will destroy Earth.moreless
When Monica and Chandler learn they have little chance for natural conception, Chandler suggests a co-worker as an ideal sperm donor. Phoebe runs into her old love David who is permanently back from Minsk. Rachel, still interested in Joey, finds it difficult to be around him and Charlie. Ross makes every effort to become the keynote speaker at a paleontology conference in Barbados.moreless
Will and Carlton voluntarily drive Mr. Firth's car to Palm Springs. They get lost and drive slow to find the street. They get pulled over and arrested because they meet the description of local car thieves for whom the local law enforcement officers had been searching. Will and Carlton state a confession on live TV in an attempt to be released from jail.moreless