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The Dane Train says on his profile, that he is close to 2 million friends. He would be the first to reach this number on myspace. He also says, if he gets 2 million, he will release more videos and dane casts which we all probably want to see. Here is his profile link: … More http://www.myspace.com/danecook if you don't have a myspace, create one and add him!
so dane has four new movies coming out.. one's hitting theaters june 1st and i cant wait!
his videos are on youtube.. i love it!
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Dane Cook is a talentless hack. No talent at all is there to found in this hack's unoriginal body. Jumping around the stage and saying "dude" every third word does not equal comedy. Comedy is usually jokes, sometimes it can be songs or physical comedy or a hundred other things but Dane Cook does none of those. Also, he seems like a huge jerk, everything I read about him is about how he lets his dog poo all over his apartment complex or says awful things about other comedians who don't have half his fame. I wish potheads and 12 year olds weren't allowed to buy CDs then this guy wouldn't be famous. Oh and let's not forget the millions of mentions of this guy stealing the only decent material he's ever done, hasn't it pretty much been proven that this guy isn't just a hack he's a joke thief? Anyway Dane Cook sucks and I hope he goes away soon.
I don't get why people think Dane Cook is so hilarious. He seems like he is a decent person away from the stage, but I just don't get it. Everything he has been in seems just like his previous work. He either falls down, gets outsmarted, or does the same tired material as he has done in all of his stage work. I don't think people with agree with me, but the dude is not funny. I can think of a billion other people who are funnire and more entertaining than he is. Overall, I can't understand all the commotion. Thank you.
he is out there making people laugh and see the funny side of life. what are we doing?? were writing blogs that mean nothing, who are we to judge?
Dane cook is one of the best comedians form the comedy central crowd. He is not the best everyone thinks he is so great. He is ok i dont why he is in so many movies. He is nowhere near where my favorite comedian George Carlins level. He isnt anywhere near my 2nd favorite richard pryor ethier. I think he is a comedian for young people (even though I am a young person). His jokes arent about politics or society but about dating and doing stupid things. He is worth watching hopefully he fades out in a couple of years i am done with him.
Dane Cook is not the greatest comedian ever, and he is not hilarious. Everybody calm down. I got really irritated while watching Vicious Circle. It wasn't a terrible special, and some of his jokes were funny. The crowd was the problem. Its like an arena full of drunken frat boys and middle school girls. Everybody went crazy for punchlines that weren't that good, and it was like a rock concert. Good for him that he can get people that into his act, but he doesn't deserve the attention he gets. Some of his fans are idiots, and wouldn't know a good comedian if he smacked them in the face. His fan base turns me off, and his material isn't great. (He does commit well though) I can recommend at least 20 better comedians if that's your looking for. He's not bad, but his stand up isn't amazing and he does get irritating.
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