Dane Cook

Dane: You know when he's 50, he's gonna be like,One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes, and he pointed and said, You F-ING REMEMBER ME FOREVER! But I did not say f-ing. I did not say that. He added f-ing to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in and around his eyes, because he's a lying 50-year-old man.