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    • Dane: I saw this on CNN a few days ago. In New York these cops freaked out. They shot at this guy like 15 times 'cause they said they thought he had a grenade. He was eating a pear! How do you f**k that up? Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"

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