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    • Dane: One thing that I've always wanted to do every since I was little, I've always want to be abducted by a UFO. Yeah, sometimes I'd just go hang out in the woods. I'm just waiting for that blue light. {Screams} That's how they suck you up by a beam of light, they suck you up by your chest, and that's not necessary. Throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up, I'm interested. I'm here for YOU. Don't suck me up by my chest, that hurts ... you're a hovering craft, why wouldn't I come in and poke around for a minute?

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