Dane Cook: This would be the ultimate worst. What if you dove in the pool, and while you were at the bottom of the pool, freaking out, somebody poured oil on the surface, and lit it on fire. Then you're like "AHHHH!" You have to keep swimming around, feeling for a spot with no fire. Then, what if you found a circle where there was no fire, but the second you came up, a big dude just punched you in the face. "GET BACK IN THE FIRY WATER! YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIRY WATER!"