Dane Cook: So you're sitting there, and you start reading, you start reading all this...AHHH! The most negative ignorant crap and no it's not just written its carved!
(Pretends to carve)
Who the hell is sitting there like
damn jews! Pfft...blacks!! AHHHH!
And this is my favorite, someone always writes MIKE WAS HERE. and then someone else puts an arrow and writes mike is a fa***t. Then mike comes back and says what the hell! I was here but i'm not a fa***t!