David Hasselhoff

David: I find it a bit sad that there isn't a picture of me in Berlin at Checkpoint Charlie.

David: (after falling off the wagon in 2007) Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issues. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters, who were concerned for my wellbeing, there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game.

David: (on Pamela Anderson) I never fancied Pamela - until recently. I was sitting next to her at a party at the Playboy Mansion and there was loads of chemistry. I though how funny it would be if we hooked up.

David: You know, I've had an interesting career. I've made a living, talking to a car, running in slow motion with Pamela Anderson, and starring with a sponge. Now, people might say there's no depth to that, but...uh...and they're right... however, it seems to have worked.

David: I feel like Elvis. Only alive.

David: (asked what he liked better: working with a talking car or a talking sponge) The car was a blast. SpongeBob SquarePants was fun, but he didn't come to the set. He was a stuck-up sponge.

David: (on "America's Got Talent") I let people down easy with inspiration.

David: (on crying at the "American Idol" finale)It was my best friend's birthday, and he was told he'd live for six months [with brain cancer]. He turned to me when Taylor Hicks won and said, "It's good to be alive." We both burst into tears.

David:(on America's Got Talent) I got a new show where we will never tell you what's coming around the corner.

David: I would consider (a career in politics). My first law would be 'Respect', then 'Get on with your neighbours'

David: (on British Prime Minister. Tony Blair) I said to him: 'I admire your attitude, your morals and what you stand for. You remind me a lot of myself.

David: (his reaction after reading the script for the "Baywatch" pilot for the first time) This is basically Knight Rider in a bathing suit. I don't wanna do it.

David: We made sure nobody died on the show. We made sure nobody ever drowned on Baywatch.

David: I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.

David: (after earning the title of the male star internet surfers are hungry to read about by the 'Pipex' survey of 16-24-year olds.) I'm delighted to be such a hit on the web and to be crowned king of the internet.