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David: Both my parents had a strong influence on my sense of humour and my ending up in this profession. They both had terrific and very different senses of humour. Mom had a very dry, deadpan sense of humour. My Dad has a very wet, anything-goes kind of humour. He tends toward the wild and crazy.
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David: I was as happy doing theatre in New York for little or no money as I am now doing television for more money. The happiness, I guess, comes out of it being a good job. The success has to do with the fact that it's a good job that will continue.
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David:
(on his never seen wife on Frasier) There will always be a Maris, because she is such a great character. In fact, I think NBC should give her a spin-off show in which she never appears.
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David: I am, by nature, a fairly shy person, and one of the things I had to learn was, when you're on a popular show and people feel they know you, what used to pass for shyness can be perceived as rude. I do feel more vulnerable, but people are always nice. Nobody ever comes up and throws food on me and says the show is crap.
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David:
(on saying goodbye to the Frasier cast) In sitcom school they tell you how great it is to have a long-running show, but they don't tell you how hard it is to say goodbye.
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David: I can vividly recall telling a joke in, like, second grade and realizing it was funnier if I didn't laugh. I've been deadpan ever since.
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David: Last year, I finally got my own grand piano, and that was a big thing for me because it's always been and always will be a very important part of my life.
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David: We could have a serious epidemic on our hands. Alzheimer's is a ticking time bomb in the heads of people in my generation. We must defuse it before it detonates and destroys our minds. Time is running out.
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David: So much of good comedy is timing and being able to hear the music of a line and the rhythm of a joke. I think that's why a lot of the best comedians have some sort of musical instincts. That's one reason why Kelsey and I work so well together. He's also a musician.
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David: I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American school girls.