David Tench is voiced by Drew Forsythe.
David Tench Tonight is the brainchild of Andrew Denton and his production company, Zapruder's Other Films.
David has two children with his first wife, a french clay court specialist - Marcelle and Gigi.
Eddie McGuire was once employed by David Tench. He was his copy boy and whenever he thinks of him he thinks of ham sandwiches.
David Tench was once Australia's only "Angry Weatherman."
David's first big break was at the local radio station 3EC in Echuca, Victoria.
David was once a full forward in the Murray Steamers football club (AFL).
David Tench: If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to hear it, it's probably safe to log a bit more.
David Tench: Hold that thought.... I've got a better one.
David Tench: I love Coldplay... they're U2.. without the spirit.
David Tench: I always thought the Socceroos were sissys, but what great sissys. Go the Socceroos.
David Tench: I don't care how nice the song is, I'm not going to catch Ben Lee's disease. I've already had it twice and it takes ages for the rash to go away.
David Tench: It's essential to preserve our rainforests. Future generations need something to log.
David Tench: People wonder whether Britney Spears marriage is in trouble. Does she realise she's married to Kevin Federline?
David Tench: How long do I have to wait to take the Socceroos flag out of my car window?
David Tench: I made Mother Teresa cry once, break-ups are so harsh.
David Tench: They asked Paris Hilton to take a lie detector test. They asked her if she was ready, when she replied yes it automatically blew up.