David X. Cohen

David: (when asked if he can get Matt Groening's autograph) I will ask Matt to sign an autograph ON you. Then you can be a priceless collectible.

David: (on the Futurama movie, Bender's Big Score) This movie was obviously a real writing challenge, because we wanted to do two things to make it a really big return to life. One was to have a real big, crazy science fiction story, and that was this epic time travel story where Bender is running around through time as a giant gun, and is affecting history and those kind of things. But at the same time, we wanted to have a story that followed up on the personal lives of our characters, both for the hard-core fans and to just bring it down to earth a little bit for fans who are coming for the first time to Futurama.

David: (when asked if he'd ever want to be cryogenically frozen) No, I'm too chicken to get laser eye surgery, let alone undergo full - body cryogenic freezing.