Denise: [on stealing from a loo in Buckingham Palace] I'm afraid being locked in a loo at the palace with all those things was just too tempting. I got myself into a right panic and stuffed an ashtray and a velvet cover for a loo tissue box up my cardigan. I was astonished nobody noticed. I sent the cover back with a small furry camel I bought on holiday and I wrote, 'Sorry, Ma'am, I didn't mean to give you the hump'. I know it's a bit naughty and I apologise now.