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  • When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out With Her in the Janitor's Closet

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    S 14 : Ep 3 - 5/6/10

    After Joseph is found making out with his girlfriend in the janitor's closet at school, Dale forbids him to see her. Joseph gets made at Dale, and they start fighting. This leads to Dale starting to make a lot of mistakes as he is distracted. Dale starts to believe he is crazy so he checks himself into a clinic. Joseph starts to struggle with his relationship with his girlfriend, when she wants to move faster. Nancy tries to get the upper hand at work.

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  • Bill Gathers Moss

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    S 14 : Ep 2 - 5/5/10

    Bill decides that what he needs to not be lonely is a roommate. Hank and the guys get Principal Moss to move in. All they do though is fight, so Bill invites a beautiful woman. She winds up bringing in her ex who sells illegal merchandise.

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  • The Boy Can't Help It

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    S 13 : Ep 19 - 9/13/09

    Homecoming is just around the corner and Bobby is desperate for a date. He manages to attract three girls in the advanced class. What Bobby doesn't know is that they don't really like him, but are just using him to have fun. Hank is worried when Bobby starts acting like the girl in the relationship, but Peggy thinks its fine that the girls are taking charge. Hank and the gang decide to make a super homeless cart, and want to give it to Spongy.

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  • Born Again on the Fourth of July

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    S 13 : Ep 14 - 4/19/09

    Bobby's lazy ways are irritating Hank when he stops going to church. Lucky decides to intervene and take him to his church. Lucky's church happens to be a Puritan church, in which the preacher just yells and screams about the sinners, causing Bobby to do so to everyone he sees. Hank and all of Rainy Street are in a competition with Milton Street, to have better 4th of July fireworks. A full on war breaks out between the streets when Bobby destroys an Uncle Sam statue Hank built, thinking Hank is using it as an idol, and allows Milton Street to take the fall.

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  • Bwah My Nose

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    S 13 : Ep 11 - 3/8/09

    After 23 years of being picked on for losing the Football Championship game, by their rivals, Hank challenges them to a rematch. During practice Hank breaks his nose and a plastic surgeon reconstructs a brand new nose. Hank is afraid of it breaking again, so he refuses to play, and fakes that it is still in pain.

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  • No Bobby Left Behind

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    S 13 : Ep 5 - 11/9/08

    In order to not fail the yearly standardized test again, Principal Moss convinces a group of students, including Bobby, to convince a specialist that they are Special Needs, and therefore exempting them from the standardized test. Hank is outraged when Bobby has no homework and doesn't learn anything. When the "Special Needs" children go on a field trip and cause a scene, Principal Moss realizes, he needs them all to take the standardized test to prove they were just goofing off and not Special Needs, and has just one week to teach them everything.

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  • Cops and Robert

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    S 12 : Ep 20 - 5/4/08

    After being framed for throwing a soda can at the school cop, Bobby is forced to be his partner. They wind up having a lot of fun, as the officer gets back out on the road for the first time in a while. Hank thinks a man has stolen his wallet and takes it back. When he realizes he stole the wallet, he tries to return it, but the man, who is tired of being a victim, doesn't take it so well. Dale applies for a job as a waiter in hopes to sue for sexual discrimination when they say no, but they wind up hiring him.

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  • The Courtship of Joseph's Father

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    S 12 : Ep 18 - 4/13/08

    Spencer Academy, a prestigious middle school, wants Joseph to come to their school to become their next quarterback. Despite Joseph wanting to stay at Tom Landry, Dale agrees to go to Spencer Academy, since they gave him a bunch of free stuff. However, the Gribbles find it hard to fit in to the rich life style.

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  • Behind Closed Doors

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    S 12 : Ep 15 - 3/16/08

    After Dooley runs away, Peggy attends a meeting, where she is told she is a bad parent, and Bobby could also run away. This leads to her becoming over-protective and Hank and Bobby try to escape her tyranny. Dale adds a soundtrack to conversations in the alley.

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  • Tears of an Inflatable Clown

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    S 12 : Ep 7 - 11/25/07

    Bobby becomes the leader of a carnival committee. When the school decides to run a diversity project with his group, they stop planning the carnival and focus on all the evil from history and decide to make the carnival a learning day. Lucky gets hurt and everyone tries to get him to go to the hospital.

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  • The Powder Puff Boys

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    S 12 : Ep 3 - 10/7/07

    When Bobby is asked to join the Powder Puff cheerleading squad, Hank is excited but Bobby thinks it's stupid. He tries quitting, but can't go through with it, and eventually starts to love it. Peggy joins the PTA and when she reveals to the head of the PTA about what happens at the Powder Puff game, the head decides to shut it down.

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  • Bobby Rae

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    S 12 : Ep 2 - 9/30/07

    After Bobby gets rid of soda machines in the school, because he feels they are the reason he is single, he attracts the attention of a girl. When the teachers and Principal Moss put in a ticker advertising energy bars to help pay for a teacher's retreat, Bobby finds this as the perfect opportunity to protest and win over the girl. However, he takes it too far and the students all walk out and riot in the town. Dale wants to put a book together of quotes from the gang, but no one has anything to say.

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  • Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

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    S 11 : Ep 11 - 5/20/07

    Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, and decides to have a gym in his garage. When he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. They over work him until he hurts himself, but they refuse to stop.

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  • Grand Theft Arlen

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    S 11 : Ep 8 - 4/29/07

    When Hank and Strickland Propane become the concept of a new video game, he's asked to investigate it, and winds up addicted. Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

  • Number One

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    S 1 : Ep 24 - 5/11/06

    Earl decides to cross off the first number on his Karma list, "stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market". Earl to his dismay finds out that he owes much more than ten dollars, in fact he must surrender all his lotto winnings. Earl now ponders when Karma is going to help him with his misfortunes.moreless
  • Business Is Picking Up

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    S 10 : Ep 8 - 3/19/06

    When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Hank is mortified, but Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he decides to pursue the same career. Hank has to put up with Joseph shadowing at Strickland Propane.

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  • You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)

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    S 10 : Ep 7 - 1/29/06

    In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team, The Ace of Diamonds and his Jewels, to compete against his community league team, the Arlen Zephyrs, who are proud of their undefeated record. When Hank convinces everyone on the team they can win, they ruin the show by taking the game seriously. The Ace decides to not donate the money to the team, and Hank realizes he made a big mistake.

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  • A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown

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    S 10 : Ep 5 - 12/4/05

    Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him. A ball rolls into the alley and everyone starts playing Kickball.

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  • Randy's Touchdown

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 10/4/05

    Back in their high school days, Earl ruined Randy's chance to score a touchdown during a key football game. Now Earl must figure out a way to make things right.
  • Care-Takin' Care of Business

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    S 9 : Ep 9 - 3/13/05

    When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer. Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.

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  • Stressed For Success

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    S 8 : Ep 19 - 5/2/04

    Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.
  • How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

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    S 8 : Ep 17 - 4/18/04

    After reviewing Bobby's new History textbook, Hank discovers that the story of the Alamo has been replaced. Hank teams up with Bruce Tuttle, an aspiring writer-director, to stage a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo, but Bruce creates a revisionist version of the story. Peggy tries to use Flat Stanley to teach safety rules to children.

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  • Dale Be Not Proud

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    S 8 : Ep 14 - 3/14/04

    When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up his kidney to save Force. Dale reluctantly agrees, but only if Hank takes his place being Dale for the day, a task that consists of outlandish duties. When it is revealed that Force doesn't need a kidney, Hank has to decide whether the already extracted kidney should go to a 10 year old boy. Bobby takes over the morning announcements and Peggy becomes his side kick to help him seem funnier.

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  • Cheer Factor

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    S 8 : Ep 13 - 3/7/04

    Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team, instead of just doing dances. Peggy soon finds out that even her cheers don't work, but violence does. The cheerleader squad starts beating up Bobby dressed as the various mascots of the other schools, but they take it too far, when one mascot is the Fighting Irish, and Irish representatives are at the game.

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  • The Witches of East Arlen

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    S 7 : Ep 23 - 5/18/03

    Hank convinces Bobby to find a new hobby, and is thrilled when Bobby discovers cards, however he doesn't know they are tarot cards. Bobby also starts hanging out with a group of people who think they are wizards. When Hank finds out, he desperately tries to get Bobby to quit.

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  • I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

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    S 7 : Ep 18 - 4/13/03

    Peggy hears about the organic garden at Bobby's school being shut down and decides to take it over. At first things go great, but soon it is filled with bugs. Hank helps Peggy find ways to get rid of bugs, but Peggy discovers the only real way is through bug spray. She goes behind the teams back and sprays. Soon she is caught and they kick her out, and the garden once again, starts failing. Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer, start their own composting business using waste from Bill's yard and bat guano.

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  • The Good Buck

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    S 7 : Ep 17 - 3/30/03

    After Buck Strickland's wife kicks him out and files for divorce Buck hits rock bottom. That is until Luanne introduces him to Jesus. They start a Bible group and Buck becomes a new man. But when he asks Luanne to marry him, and she turns him down, things get worse. In order to avoid running in Gym class, Bobby sneaks into a fancy restaurant, where he befriends two elderly women.

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  • Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?

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    S 7 : Ep 3 - 11/17/02

    Connie's delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home. Bobby falls for her thug-life ways, and makes Connie jealous. When Bobby drops Connie as his science partner to be Tid Pao's, problems pop up. Unknown to Bobby, he is helping Tid Pao make a meth lab for their science project. Hank and the gang continuously clean up graffiti from the fence, not knowing it is Tid Pao.

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  • He's Having a Baby

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 4/12/02

    Van and Cheyenne have signed up for Lamaze classes so they are ready when the baby comes, but Cheyenne has to finish a term paper for school and can't attend. Reba steps in as a temporary Lamaze partner for Van but is horrified to find out that Brock and Barbra Jean are in the same class.moreless
  • Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

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    S 6 : Ep 12 - 3/17/02

    Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy agrees to go to work with Hank at Stickland Propane. An idea that Hank is much fonder of than Peggy. When the opportunity arrises for Peggy to teach full time, she lies about her religion, to teach at a Catholic school.moreless
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