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  • Variation Under Nature

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 4/13/13

    After learning she's a clone, Sarah's only intention is to get the money and leave town. Everything changes when the body she buried is found and 'Beth' is assigned the case. Now the hunter becomes the hunted and Sarah is close to finding the killer.

  • Herfume

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 11/13/08

    Ron and Peter test out an experimental pheromone spray that make women very attracted to them.
  • The Gambling Bug

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    S 2 : Ep 14 - 5/1/02

    Blazer gets hit by the gambling bug once more, and he loses the house and Frannie! It's up to Frannie to convice the mysterious Debt Collecter to give back her and the house, with a little help from some feminist books.moreless
  • Fatal Distraction

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 4/27/01

    Spalding blackmails Reilly into helping him win the heart of an old flame whilst Griz's rough 'n' tumble alcoholic sister tries to win Spalding.
  • The Unkindest Cut

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 4/20/01

    An attractive 'thalidomide', Randy, moves into Maimed Manor. Reilly is swept up in the local election, running for City Council against Liz Bromberg.
  • Guinea Pigs

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 4/13/01

    The promise of money and drugs lures Reilly and friends to be subjects for medical experiments. The results are brilliant - until the side effects kick in.
  • The Son's Also Blinded

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 4/6/01

    The unexpected visit of Fontaines' son sets Franny's biological clock ticking, prompting Reilly to experiment with various methods of sterilization.
  • Monkey In The Middle

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 3/30/01

    Reilly buys a trained monkey to be his new hands and feet, prompting his pals to fill the house with more hairy assistants.
  • Gonads Faust

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 3/23/01

    Suddenly unable to perform in the bedroom, Reilly does a deal with the devil; erections-on-demand for his soul.
  • Lifewheel 3000

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 3/16/01

    Reilly wins a hi-tech wheelchair. 'GAL', at a Handi-Capable Home Show. GAL is the ultimate gadget, until the machine takes over Reilly's life.
  • Christmas Holidaze

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 3/9/01

    Reilly's battle with sobriety is challenged over Christmas, especially with a barkeeper for a friend.
  • The Fraud Quad

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 3/2/01

    Reilly is determined to prove a suave visitor is a fraud before the Latin Love Quad steals Franny's heart.
  • 1-800-Gimp

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 2/16/01

    Desperate to climb the social ladder, Liz Bromberg tries to exploit the magnificent severed by holding a Telethon for "unfortunate gimps".
  • Bad Manors

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 2/9/01

    Spalding gets all the quads jobs so they can get their self esteem back. When they're all fired, they start renting out their mansion to people who want to have parties. Things turn out pretty wrong when the Hells Angels end up at the Bromberg's house, par Blazer's bad writing skills.moreless
  • Robo Koopa / Captain Lou is Missing

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    S 1 : Ep 52 - 11/30/89

    Robo Koopa Mario and Co arrive in Robo Land, only to be attacked by Koopa, who's donned a robo suit. They meet up with Bunsen, a robot Mushroom, who temporarily gets rid of Koopa. Bunsen then takes the group to Dr. Nerdnick, the man who was tricked into building the robo suit, and is being held captive by Koopa's guards. Everything goes well, until Koopa returns and captures Princess and Toad.

    Captain Lou is Missing When Cyndi Lauper reports that Captain Lou Albano is missing, she forms a search party with the Marios in order to find him.moreless

  • Star Koopa / Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush

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    S 1 : Ep 51 - 11/29/89

    Star Koopa Mario and Co are on their way to protect a Mushroom space colony, only to be caught by Darth Koopa's ship, the Koop Star. They fight off some Stormtroopas, followed by Koopa himself, but Koopa ends up freezing them. After having them thawed out, he gives Princess two options: Tell the colonists to surrender, or have their planet destroyed with his Birdo Ray. When Princess refuses to give up, the Birdo Ray is set to fire in thirty minutes, and Mario and Co get dropped into the Koop Star's trash compactor.

    Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush Santa Claus comes by during Christmastime, as he needs to use the Marios' phone to call for help. Too bad the Marios don't recognize him.moreless

  • Crocodile Mario / Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes

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    S 1 : Ep 50 - 11/28/89

    Crocodile Mario Mario and Co find themselves in Down Under Land, where Koopa steals the local town's magical statue which can scare off crocodiles. With the statue gone, crocodiles invade the town and try to eat everyone in it. It's up to Mario and Luigi to get the statue back from Koopa before it's too late.

    Rowdy Roddy's Rotten Pipes Mario used Rowdy Roddy Piper's broken bagpipes to build a vacuum cleaner, so he and Luigi have to prevent Roddy from finding out.moreless

  • Raiders of the Lost Mushroom / Cyrano de Mario

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    S 1 : Ep 49 - 11/27/89

    Raiders of the Lost Mushroom Mario and Co team up with the faceless explorer Indiana Joe, and go after the Lost Mushroom, a statue that grants wishes. But Koopa claims he's the heir to the Lost Mushroom, and goes after the Marios with his gang.

    Cyrano de Mario Mario receives a letter from a woman named Roxanne, and is under the impression that he's obligated to marry her due to a promise he made to her long ago.moreless
  • Flatbush Koopa / Opera

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    S 1 : Ep 48 - 11/23/89

    Flatbush Koopa The Mushroom Kingdom is celebrating the recent defeat of Koopa. On top of that, a warp pipe to Brooklyn has opened up. At long last, the Marios finally make it back to Brookyln, only it's not the Brooklyn they remember.

    Opera Mrs. Gamliss, an opera singer who lives in the building, won't stop singing.moreless

  • Mario of the Deep / Two Bums From Brooklyn

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    S 1 : Ep 47 - 11/22/89

    Mario of the Deep" The Marios travel to Aqua Land, where King Koopa (Under the alias of Barra-Koopa) has enslaved the Mermushrooms, forcing them to steal treasure from all the sunken ships. Can the Super Mario Bros. win this battle of the bottom?

    Two Bums From Brooklyn: A local baseball coach comes over to see if the Marios have what it takes to work for him.moreless

  • Escape From Koopatraz / French

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    S 1 : Ep 46 - 11/21/89

    Escape From Koopatraz Koopa sentences Mario and Co to the island prison of Koopatraz. There, they meet up with Toad's long long grandfather, who happens to be their cellmate. Together, they try to work out a way to escape from the prison.

    French Luigi teaches himself French in an attempt to get a girlfriend.moreless

  • The Provolone Ranger / Goodbye Mr. Fish

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    S 1 : Ep 45 - 11/20/89

    The Provolone Ranger Koopa kidnaps Luigi, Princess and Toad, along with a trunk of gold coins they were transporting across Sudden Death Valley, leaving Mario to die in the heat. A native Mushroom named Pronto comes to Mario's rescue, and Mario takes on the role of the Provolone Ranger in order to rescue his friends.

    Goodbye Mr. Fish The Marios accidentally kill Mrs. Periwinkle's pet goldfish.moreless

  • Little Red Riding Princess / No Way to Treat a Queenie

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    S 1 : Ep 44 - 11/16/89

    Little Red Riding Princess It's wintertime, and Mario and Co are on their way through the woods to visit Princess' sick grandmother. Before they entered the woods, Koopa stole everyone's lumber, casing them to all freeze. While Mario, Luigi and Toad stay behind to defrost the villagers, Princess continues to her gramdmother's house alone, where she is pursued not only by Koopa, but by the big bad wolf as well.

    No Way to Treat a Queenie When the Queen of England comes to visit New York, she drops in on the Marios to get a taste of common folk's life.moreless

  • Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers / A Basement Divided

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    S 1 : Ep 43 - 11/15/89

    Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers Waldo the wizard befriends Mario and Co and intends on using a shrinking potion to shrink Koopa. Unfortunately, Toad spills the potion on the Marios, which undoubtedly shrinks them. Now the Marios have to elude the Koopas, while Waldo tries to conjure up an antidote.

    A Basement Divided When Mario refuses to clean up after himself, Luigi splits the basement in half, resulting in a clean side and a messy side.moreless

  • Mario of the Apes / Chippie Chipmunks

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    S 1 : Ep 42 - 11/14/89

    Mario of the Apes While travelling through Jungle Land, Mario is seperated from his friends thanks to Koopa and an Albatoss. Mario then suffers from amnesia, and is taken in by an ape couple, who change his name to Marzan and teach him the ways of the jungle. Meanwhile, Luigi, Princess and Toad have to find Mario and knock some sense into him.

    Chippie Chipmunks Mario must perform several several acts of goodness for Luigi to become Chipmunk of the Month at the Chippie Chipmunks Club.moreless

  • Karate Koopa / Adee Don't

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    S 1 : Ep 41 - 11/13/89

    Karate Koopa Mario and Co are in the Oriental City of Sayonara, where they hope to find a martial arts master by the name of Misaki. Koopa finds them first and kidnaps Princess and Toad. Misaki rescues the Marios and teaches them Plumb-fu, so that they can fight Karate Koopa.

    Adee Don't TV star Tawny Tyler comes over to help the Marios record a commercial, but Mario gets camera fright.moreless

  • Plumbers Academy / Glasnuts

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    S 1 : Ep 40 - 11/9/89

    Plumbers Academy Mario loses his golden plunger after a battle with Koopa. He tells Princess & Toad that this was a special plunger because it was given to him by the President of the United States. In pre-show flashback mode, Mario tells how he and Luigi became plumbers, and how they had to put up with their overly strict boss, Sgt. Kooperman (who sounds a lot like Koopa). Kooperman ended up flunking the Marios, who soon found themselves facing their biggest plumbing challenge ever.

    Glasnuts After getting a phone call from the U.S. President, the Marios find themselves giving Russian Premier Mikhail Gorbachev a lesson on how to make pizza.moreless

  • Elvin Lives / Home Radio

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    S 1 : Ep 39 - 11/8/89

    Elvin Lives Mario and Co have entered Sock Hop Land, where superstar Elvin Parsley has been frozen by Koopa, who's hanging out at a malt shop. When they go to rescue Elvin, Koopa kidnaps Princess yet again.

    Home Radio The Marios get to do a radio broadcast from their home, but they lose their voices while practicing.moreless

  • The Great Gold Coin Rush / Game Show Host

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    S 1 : Ep 38 - 11/7/89

    The Great Gold Coin Rush Mario and Co are in the Wild Wild West, where Koopa unintentionally chases them into a lost gold coin mine. When Koopa hears of the mine, he enslaves the local townsfolk into mining all the gold coins for him.

    Game Show Host When a blow to the head causes Luigi to think that he's a game show host, Jim Lange tries to convince him that he isn't.moreless

  • Quest For Pizza / The Painting

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    S 1 : Ep 37 - 11/6/89

    Quest For Pizza In Caveman Land, Mario is bitten by a snake and ends up petrified. The only way to revive him is by feeding him pizza. But, since there is no readily available pizza in Caveman Land, the others have to work together to try and make him one.

    The Painting When Mario discovers an old painting, Luigi hires an appraiser who tells them that it's worth a hundred zillion dollars.moreless

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