High School USA! is about to lose all of its funding unless the gang can find a way to get test scores up.
Amber gets upset when she learns that her mom is an amateur porn actor, and Marsh must reunite the two former BFFs.
**Afraid of being fined by the FCC for content violations, this episode was never aired although it was briefly available on HULU.moreless
The pressure is on at High School USA when the gang prepares to take the SAT exam, so they resort to pill-popping measures. Meanwhile, Blackstein joins the school's gay club to beef up his extracurricular activities, but he must hide the fact that he is straight in order to stay in the club and get into college.moreless
When Abed becomes convinced that there's a conspiracy and Dean Pelton is an imposter, he is required to see a therapist or risk being sent to jail.
When a Subway opens in Greendale's cafeteria, Pierce and Shirley plot to shut it down. Meanwhile, Vice Principle Laybourne starts to turn Abed and Troy against each other while in the midst of another school-wise blanket fort.moreless
Dr. Victor Frankenstein becomes jealous that everyone gets to look at him so he decides to make a clone.
To rid themselves of a huge menace, Japan sends a giant racially insensitive monster through a Frankenhole.
When the Invisible Man shows interest in Elizabeth, Victor becomes obsessed in showing how jealous he is not.
Death comes to Jesus for career advice but finds that Jesus only wants to talk about himself.
It's the Creature's birthday (or Created by Man Day) so Victor agrees to resurrect the people who supplied his body parts.
In an attempt to excite Elizabeth, Victor agrees to enter the Monster Rally race against Dracula.
Victor is becoming very annoyed with a group of vampires who talk through movies so he hatches a plan with Joe to remove the problem.
A battle of the sexes arguement drives Victor and Elizabeth to switch places.
John Belushi gets a hold of Dr. Jekyll's potion and turns into the dreaded Jim Belushi.
Victor Frankenstein modifies his Creation and then enters it into the Scary Monster Contest.