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  • Scorn of the Star Sapphire!

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 9/16/11

    Batman and Hal Jordan team up to take on the latter's female nemesis, Star Sapphire.

  • Hot Cocoa Bang Bang

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    S 2 : Ep 22 - 5/15/11

    Cleveland takes the entire family to a comic convention in an attempt to sell his comic book, "Waderman." While there, Donna is horrified to find out that Robert Rodriguez is screening a Blaxploitation film that she starred in when she was younger, and Cleveland Jr., tired of Comic-Con being a playground for Hollywood to peddle their projects, gathers a band of geeks together to take the Con back to its true origins.moreless
  • It's Christmas in Canada

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    S 7 : Ep 15 - 12/17/03

    When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.moreless
  • Raisins

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    S 7 : Ep 14 - 12/10/03

    In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins(a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.moreless
  • Butt Out

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    S 7 : Ep 13 - 12/3/03

    After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.moreless
  • All About the Mormons?

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    S 7 : Ep 12 - 11/19/03

    A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.moreless
  • Casa Bonita

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    S 7 : Ep 11 - 11/12/03

    Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.moreless
  • Grey Dawn

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    S 7 : Ep 10 - 11/5/03

    Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.moreless
  • Christian Rock Hard

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    S 7 : Ep 9 - 10/29/03

    The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.moreless
  • South Park is Gay!

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    S 7 : Ep 8 - 10/22/03

    The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.moreless
  • Red Man's Greed

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    S 7 : Ep 7 - 4/30/03

    The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make $350,000. So they head to the casino...moreless
  • Lil' Crime Stoppers

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    S 7 : Ep 6 - 4/23/03

    The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.moreless
  • Fat Butt and Pancake Head

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    S 7 : Ep 5 - 4/16/03

    For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.moreless
  • I'm A Little Bit Country

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    S 7 : Ep 4 - 4/9/03

    After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.moreless
  • Toilet Paper

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    S 7 : Ep 3 - 4/2/03

    The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
  • Krazy Kripples

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    S 7 : Ep 2 - 3/26/03

    Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.moreless
  • Canceled

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    S 7 : Ep 1 - 3/19/03

    The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors.

    What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?moreless
  • Red Sleigh Down

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    S 6 : Ep 19 - 12/11/02

    Once again, it's Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the "naughty" column. He has to score one big "nice" to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.moreless
  • My Future Self n' Me

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    S 6 : Ep 18 - 12/4/02

    The Osbournes in South Park? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Cartman starts a new business, the business of revenge.moreless
  • The Biggest Douche in the Universe

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    S 6 : Ep 17 - 11/27/02

    When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy's encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.moreless
  • The Death Camp of Tolerance

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    S 6 : Ep 16 - 11/20/02

    The boys are sent away to learn "cultural sensitivity" and Mr. Garrison is back as the boys' 4th Grade Teacher. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik's untimely demise at the end of the spring season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher. Principal Victoria rescues Mr. Garrison from his stint with the "booger- eating, pants crapping kindergarteners" and promotes him to teach the 4th grade. Informed that fourth graders are a little too old for Mr. Hat, Garrison comes to class with a new, and even more inappropriate, assistant.moreless
  • The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

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    S 6 : Ep 15 - 11/13/02

    Infused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.moreless
  • A Ladder to Heaven

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    S 6 : Ep 14 - 11/6/02

    Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly (well, his winning ticket stub for a free candy shopping spree), they'll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring his winning ticket stub back to South Park. But Kenny isn't the only one residing in Heaven… when we last checked, Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As their ladder stretches skyward, the U.S. government carefully monitors the boys' progress. Will the boys find Kenny, or his ticket stub? And, is Saddam stockpiling weapons of mass destruction in Heaven?moreless
  • Child Abduction is Not Funny

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    S 6 : Ep 12 - 7/24/02

    After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town's parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills the townsfolk are looking for.moreless
  • Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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    S 6 : Ep 11 - 7/17/02

    When Bebe starts "blossoming into womanhood", the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names.moreless
  • Free Hat

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    S 6 : Ep 10 - 7/10/02

    The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.moreless
  • Red Hot Catholic Love

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    S 6 : Ep 9 - 7/3/02

    When the Catholic Church scandal negatively impacts church attendance in South Park, Priest Maxi travels to Rome to confront religious leaders about a solution. After intensive counseling about the issue, the boys try to understand why anyone would want to put something up their butts.moreless
  • Simpsons Already Did It

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    S 6 : Ep 8 - 6/26/02

    The boys break into Ms. Choksondiks' autopsy to retrieve Cartman's Sea men from her stomach. Meanwhile, as Professor Chaos, Butters moves forward with yet another diabolical plan to destroy the world.
  • Professor Chaos

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    S 6 : Ep 6 - 4/10/02

    Stan, Kyle and Cartman are not pleased with the job Butters is doing as the their replacement friend. Since Kenny died, Butters has taken his place in the group and the boys think he really sucks at it and decide to fire him. Cartman, Stan and Kyle end up having to hold auditions for a new kid to take dear sweet Kenny's place. Butters of course, is devastated over the loss of his new found best buddies and the trauma of it all unleashes his alter ego "Professor Chaos"moreless
  • The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer

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    S 6 : Ep 5 - 4/3/02

    The new Terrance and Phillip movie is coming out and the boys can't wait to see it! Excited to catch a first look of the new Terrance and Phillip movie, the boys make like Cartman and sit their butts in front of the TV to catch the trailer during a commercial break on the long running series, "Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World."moreless
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