(On her show, 2003)
Ellen: We'd love to see you skate.
Pink: Are you gonna skate with me? C'mon you got the shoes.
Ellen (unenthused): Yeah, in a minute. (everyone laughs)
Pink (stands up with skateboard): Alright. I think I might lose this though. (picks up her microphone)
Ellen: Well, hold onto it. Tuck it into your obliques. (everyone laughs)
Pink: I didn't dress for this. Okay, I'm ready.
Ellen: I wish we had a ramp.
Pink: I have a ramp.
Ellen: Do you?
Pink: Yeah. In my backyard. (Pink skates to the other side of the set)
Ellen: Alright, roll on back over this way. I'm not gonna try it 'cause everyone here would be outta work then. (everyone laughs)