(On her show, 2003)
Ellen: Now, Pink, that's obviously not your name. Where'd you get that from?
Ellen: You don't have to answer, I don't care. (audience and Pink laugh)
Pink: Reservoir Dogs was our favorite movie. And I always liked Mr. Pink because he was a smart-ass, kinda sarcastic.
Ellen: That's how I got 'magenta.' (audience and Pink laugh) That's such a lie that story you just told. That's not true at all. (Pink keeps laughing) But we accept it. Now, I know your mom---how old were you when she made you smoke so many cigarettes?
Pink: Oh, I was in 7th grade.
Ellen: You were in 7th grade and your mom made you do what?
Pink: She caught me smoking and made me smoke the entire pack in front of her because she thought that would make me wanna quit, but then I was just outta cigarettes. (everyone laughs)
Ellen (picking up the donkey from the table): Well, we certainly don't advocate smoking here but we do have the smoking ass donkey. (takes a cigarette out of it's ass with her mouth, everyone laughs) And we got you one. (hands it to her)
Pink (gasps): I love it, thank you. I got you something too.
Ellen: What'd you get me?
Pink (pulls out a make up brush, and make up): Well, it's obliques in a bottle.
Ellen: You just paint 'em on? (Pink nods) Have the shadow. (everyone laughs) You can do anything, you can get all kindas definition that way. Thank you very much. That's so sweet of you. I can have pizza tonight after all. I wasn't gonna eat pizza, now I will. Well, I got you another gift.
Pink: Yes! (picks up the smoking ass donkey) Nothin' can top this though.
Ellen: No, I know. It's really nice.
Pink: I can't wait to show my mom.