Ellen DeGeneres


Ellen DeGeneres Trivia


  • Quotes

    • Ellen (One Night Stand, comedy routine, 1989): Don't you hate it when people say they'll call you at about 7 o'clock. Alright, so it's 7 o'clock and they haven't called you, so then you say "Okay, I'll fix a drink." So you have a drink, then you have another, then you have another, then you have another, then--now you're drunk and it's 5 after 7 (audience laughs) and they still haven't called. That's what I'm saying, you really can't trust people. I'm just kidding, I don't drink that much unless I'm doing crack or something, then…y'know that dries you up. (audience laughs) No, I kid about crack and drinkin' but I do it. (audience laughs)