Ellen DeGeneres

(On her show, 2005. After Ellen gets herself a bowl of soup out of the crock pot that Reese brought, and she sits back down)
Reese Witherspoon: Well, I'm gonna have some too.
Ellen (laughs): How rude of me. I thought---I thought---(takes bowl from Reese) Here, let me get that. (audience laughs)
Reese Witherspoon (laughs): Clearly you aren't southern.
Ellen: No, not at all. (everyone is laughing)
Reese Witherspoon: You're not southern at all.
Ellen (laughs): I'm southern. I am completely southern.
Reese Witherspoon: You didn't offer me a drink, a cocktail, nothing.