(Uncle Frank preparing to be in a paintball battle)
Uncle Frank: The word paraplegic came to my mind. So far I haven't seen any. I hope no one goes home being a paraplegic. I mean, some of the nicest people in the world are paraplegics.
(Uncle Frank and Guillermo host the Hollywood Christmas parade)
Uncle Frank: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a horse and wagon way hey!
(Uncle Frank and Aunt Chippy are having a paintball battle)
Uncle Frank: What are you doing? You are supposed to keep the gun pointed up! Remember to be safe and always keep the gun pointed up.
Aunt Chippy:(talking to the camera) It turns out that Frank doesn't know (expletive)! I just found out that you are supposed to keep the gun pointed to the ground.
(Uncle Frank and Guillermo are driving to New York)
Guillermo:Uncle Frank, how far is it to New York?
Uncle Frank:(looking at a road map)Looks like about 7 inches.