He has two stars on the Hollywood walk of fame.
Fred: They call television a medium because nothing on it is ever well done.
Fred: A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
Fred: A vice president in an advertising agency is a "molehill man" who has until 5 PM to make a molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished even before lunch.
Fred: An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
Fred: An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Fred: A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Fred: A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred: Batten, Barton, Durstine and Osborne - sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs.
Fred: California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred: Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Fred: Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
Fred: Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Fred: Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred: He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
Fred: Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Fred: Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.
Fred: I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred: I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Fred: I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
Fred: I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
Fred: I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Fred: I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Fred: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred: I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.
Fred: Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.