Quahog is getting more and more dangerous and, after being robbed, Peter decides to buy a farm to avoid more bad things happening to his family. It turns out they become part of the problem in this new house of theirs.moreless
The Mayor is put on trial for murder and the jury must decide if he is guilty or not.
Peter decides to adopt a falcon. Meanwhile, Lois receives a job as a voiceover artist, but not for the work she originally believes.
When Meg catches Chris stealing from Lois' purse to buy a pair of designer sneakers, she blackmails him into doing her chores. He soon gets so fed up with it that he leaves home, and he moves in with Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie takes a liking to the music of Anne Murray.moreless
Stewie gathers scores of Brian's former girlfriends to get to the bottom of why he's unsuccessful in love.
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.
Brian writes a play that's a hit in Quahog, but his confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his. Soon, Stewie's work is Broadway-bound, causing a rift between the two.moreless
To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.moreless
Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story as the family prepares for Christmas.
Meg loves this boy at school and they act well together. The only problem is...he's gay. Now Meg must find out if he is gay or a misunderstanding.
Lois is not looking forward to her birthday, but Brian suggests throwing her a surprise party. After Peter reads a poem that lowers Lois spirits even further, she decides to turn her life around by adopting a different, younger lifestyle with longer hair after a makeover and shopping trip.moreless
The criminal who, years ago, shot Joe and left him in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive. So, Quagmire,Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt's pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.moreless
On a Halloween-themed night, the Griffins are selected to have their television viewing habits monitored. But Peter takes his participation too far when he tries to control the airwaves.
The Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest after their competitive family friends announce their ambitious plans to hike the legendary mountain. However, things go awry when the Griffins get stuck on the mountainside in the middle of a massive storm.moreless
The Joffrey Summer Program threatens to pull their auditions from Fanny's studio unless she makes a costly repair. Boo's mom tries to prepare Boo for her annual audition failure, but Boo doesn't want to hear about it. Elsewhere, Michelle questions her commitment to the guest house after a closer look in daylight. Her worries seem justified when her belongings arrive from Las Vegas with an unwelcome furniture bonus.moreless
Michelle, who is tired of her showgirl life and disenchanted with the business after many failed auditions, grabs at the new life her longtime admirer offers her. But the culture shock that comes from leaving Las Vegas tipsy only to arrive in sleepy Paradise sober makes her doubt her decision. Hubbell's mother Fanny is none too pleased, either, and everything boils over at Hubbell's and her reception with tragic consequences.moreless
A storm hits the towns of Stoolbend, Quahog and Langley Falls. To help pass the time and calm his nerves, Brian consumes some questionable substances and has trouble sobering up. Meanwhile, Meg goes off the deep end after the family takes one too many jabs at her.moreless
Lois competes in a boxing match. Peter is Lois' manager.