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Shaw: I want to be all used up when I die.
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Shaw: Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Shaw: When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.
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Shaw: The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
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Shaw: My reputation grows with every failure.
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Shaw: If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.
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Shaw: If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
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Shaw: Better never than late.
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Shaw: We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.
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Shaw: The single, biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Shaw: We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
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Shaw: The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
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Shaw: Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
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Shaw: We learn from experience that men never learn from experience.
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Shaw: The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.
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Shaw: A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Shaw: Progress is impossible without change and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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Shaw: 2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% would rather die than think.
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Shaw: Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
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Shaw: Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
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Shaw: The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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Shaw: I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
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Shaw: There are two tragedies in life: one is not to get your heart's desire and the other is to get it.
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Shaw: There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Shaw: I am a gentleman. I live by robbing the poor.
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Shaw: An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
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Shaw: It's a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.
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Shaw: Liberty means responsibility. That's why most men dread it.
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Shaw: Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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Shaw: When a stupid man is doing something that he is ashamed of he always declares that it is his duty.
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Shaw: Silence is the perfect expression of scorn.
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Shaw: A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.