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  • George Carlin: The Mark Twain Prize - Preview

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    11/14/11

    Entertainers honor the late George Carlin, recipient of the 11th Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, awarded posthumously. 11/21/2011
  • Halloween

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    S 8 : Ep 21 - 10/10/04

    'Arry & Bert, the naughty diesels, take advantage of the fact that it's Halloween and when Thomas and Emily are sent to do important work at the Smelter, the two diesels decide to give the steamers a fright or two!moreless
  • Thomas & Percy's Christmas Adventure

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    S 3 : Ep 26 - 12/25/92

    It's Christmas time on the Island of Sodor and Thomas is looking forward to delivering letters and parcels to his friends in the towns and villages. But it's been snowing again and one of the villages has been snowed up. It's up to Thomas, Percy, Harold and Terence to help save the day!moreless
  • Buzz, Buzz

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    S 3 : Ep 17 - 1/2/92

    James is chatting to Trevor about some bees who Trevor is looking after. Boco warns them to not to annoy the bees, which annoys James. The next day, some bees escape from the station and cling onto James' warm boiler... and refuse to let go!moreless
  • The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Phone Booth

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 11/16/91

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure In Babysitting First

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 11/2/91

  • Goodbye Columbus.... And America

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 10/19/91

  • Thomas, Percy & The Dragon

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 10/7/91

    Percy teases Thomas about the time that he got scared in "Ghost Train". But one afternoon, Percy gets stuck in a siding after a points failure and has to spend the night there, where he encounters a terrifying dragon! But will anyone believe him?moreless
  • Leave It To Bill & Ted

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 10/5/91

  • The Star Strangled Banner

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 9/28/91

  • The Totally Gross Anatomy Of A Gym Teacher

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 9/21/91

  • Now Museum, Now You Don't First

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 9/14/91

  • A Grimm Story Of An Overdue Book

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 12/22/90

    Just as Bill and Ted are leaving for a school ski trip, Ted is stopped for an overdue book. They travel back in time to meet the authors who wrote the book. They wind up with the original handwritten book to return for the librarian.moreless
  • A Job, A Job - My Kingdom For A Job

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 12/15/90

    Bill and Ted are strapped for cash so look for part time jobs. Meanwhile, Rufus asks them to fill in the missing lyrics for a song they write in the future. They need past job experience before they can get a job so they use the booth to search for some way to get past job experiences.moreless
  • Never The Twain Shall Meet

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 12/8/90

    Mr. Ryan threatens to expel Bill and Ted if they do not find a good speaker for career day. They travel to London to Find William Shakespeare but have no luck. Then they travel to Circa to find Mark Twain. They have no luck getting Mark Twain or William Shakespeare to speak at Career Day. They wind up getting the Mayor of San Dimas to talk at Career Day. Mr. Ryan is so impressed he tears up their letters of expulsion.moreless
  • When The Going Gets Tough Bill & Ted Are History

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 12/1/90

    Bill & Ted give a free Wyld Stallyns concert in the park, only to be totally walked out on. This depresses them to the point they decide not to continue trying to be musicians. In the future San Dimas, the Three Most Important People summon Rufus and explain what has happened, saying that their future is on shaky ground. If Bill & Ted do not continue to try to create their music, life as they know it will cease to happen and time has started running backwards. Time periods: West Orange, New Jersey - 1877 The Workshop of Leonardo da Vinci - Milan, Italy - 1486 England - 1776 Spain - 1492moreless
  • This Babe Ruth Babe Is A Dude, Dude

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 11/24/90

    Bill and Ted are heading to school, admiring their new pump sneakers which they have for gym class. They notice Rufus going into the bowling alley nearby to rent all the shoes they have to deliver to the Yankee soldiers who have missed a shipment of shoes. Bill & Ted offer their own pump sneakers to the cause as well. In gym class, they anger Coach Sweatsocks when they run through the hurdles instead of over them and do not have their shoes. He punishes them to polish his trophies, including his autographed Babe Ruth baseball. They accidentally drop the Babe Ruth baseball into some water, which washes off the signature. Time periods: Bull Run - 1863 (Civil War) Transylvania - 1460 Yankee Stadium - August 1927moreless
  • Pocket Watch Full Of Miracles

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 11/10/90

    Bill is sleeping soundly on a Saturday morning when Missy wakes him up, asking him to go buy a present for Mr. Preston's surprise birthday party. She had found an antique pocket watch just like the one Mr. Preston always talked about losing as a child. Instead Bill rehearses with Ted in the garage, and when they blow an amp they decide to use the money to buy themselves a new amplifier, thinking they can simply go back in time and get the watch before Bill's dad loses it instead. However in the excitement of getting a new amp, they forget to get the watch. Time periods: San Francisco - 1956 (beatnik scene) Big Bend, West Virginia - 1877 Swiss Alps - 218 B.C. London, England - 1876moreless
  • A Black Night In San Dimas

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 11/3/90

    Bill & Ted are rehearsing for Wyld Stallyns to play at the school dance (no one else tried out). They arrive late at school and accidentally slip into the girls' health class during a movie and are caught by Miss Spleen, who reprimands them for being late for her math class and forgetting homework and threatens to have them expelled and kept from playing at the school dance. Time periods: Palestine - 1192 - The Crusades Medieval England - The Duke's Castle Tombstone, Arizona - 1881moreless
  • Birds Of A Feather Stick To The Roof Of Your Mouth

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 10/27/90

    Bill & Ted agree to housesit for Bill's neighbor, an eccentric explorer and bird expert named Mr. Stickler. They are instructed to make sure Mr. Stickler's cat, Max, stays out of the house to protect Prince Rupurt the III, his prized African buff-headed wood hoopoe. Unfortunately, no sooner does Mr. Stickler leave than the dudes find out they accidentally left the door open and Max has already made a snack of the rare bird. Time periods: Antarctica - November 29, 1929 Egypt - 14th Century B.C. Central Africa - 1871moreless
  • The More Heinous They Are, The Harder They Fall

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 10/20/90

    Deacon, Ted's brother, is having a bully problem at school, and Ted decides to try helping Deacon deal with his bully problem. They decide to go back in the past to find a major bully to come back and take care of Deacon's bully problem.

    Time Periods Visited:
    - Medieval, England - 1534
    - Somewhere in Russia - 1534
    - Deadwood, South Dakota - 1870
    - Boston, Massachusetts - 1773
    - ndependence Hall, Philadelphia, PA - 1776moreless
  • Model 'T' For Ted

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 10/6/90

    Bill, Ted, and Rufus "borrow" Detective Logan's Plymouth Duster and have a little trouble with it. The Duster breaks down in the middle of an intersection and none of them know how to repair it. The boys decide to travel back in time to find someone who will know how to fix the classic 1973 car.

    Time Periods Visited:
    - Plymouth Rock - 1620
    - English Channel - Circa 1585
    - Dayton, Ohio - 1903
    - Detroit, Michigan - 1903moreless
  • A Most Excellent Roman Holiday

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 9/29/90

    Bill and Ted are called to Vice Principal Ryan's office for a meeting with their parents after they sign up for spring term classes . . . choosing only Study Hall and Girls P.E. They learn in their meeting that they must take Latin. Their first assignment is to decode some Latin on an old Julius Caesar coin so they decide to take a trip and find out what it means. Time Periods Visited: - Latin America, Circa - 1450 - Roman Coliseum - 44 B.C.moreless
  • The Birth Of Rock 'N Roll Or Too Hip For The Womb

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 9/22/90

    Bill and Ted are in danger of flunking their Music Appreciation class unless they write an essay on classical music by the next morning. The dudes travel back to Salzburg, Austria, to ask Mozart for help with their report. Time Periods Visited: - Salzburg, Austria - 1760 - Macon, Georgia - 1955 - Switzerland - 1300moreless
  • One Sweet & Sour Chinese Adventure - To Go

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 9/15/90

    Bill & Ted are rehearsing in Bill's garage when their loud music knocks Missy's "brand-new antique" Chinese vase off its shelf. Desperate to replace the broken vase before Missy gets home, the dudes travel back to Ancient China in search of an authentic substitute. Time Periods Visited: - Peking, China -1295 A.D. - Middle of the China Sea - 1295 A.D. - Venice, Italy - 1295 A.D.moreless
  • Ghost Train

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    S 2 : Ep 24 - 12/16/86

    Percy tells Thomas and Toby a story about a ghost train. Thomas doesn't believe it and says Percy is a "silly little engine". Percy's Driver later tells him it wasn't true, it was on television. Later that night, Percy is on his way back from the Harbour when he crashes into a lime cart trapped on a crossing. Now white as a sheet, and with help from Toby, Percy heads off to find and scare Thomas...moreless
  • George Carlin/Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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    S 10 : Ep 5 - 11/10/84

    Live from New York, "a state that I thought I'd carry," it's... Gary Kroeger!

    Sketches were: "Gary Kroeger's Last Mondale Impression," "Profiles in Sports" (film), "Willie and Frankie as Night Watchmen," "Rich Hall's Election Report," "The Joe Franklin Show," "Ye Olde Comedy Shoppe," "The Ghostbusters Show," "Strategic Airborne Contraceptive," "In Thickeness and In Health," "International Health News," and "Relunctant Cop."

    Frankie Goes to Hollywood performs "Two Tribes" and "Born to Run."moreless
  • Thomas, Terence & The Snow

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 10/25/84

    In Autumn, Thomas stops by a signal. There he meets Terence the Tractor, and teases him about his caterpillar tracks. When winter comes, so does the snow. Thomas refuses to wear his snowplough, and when he does he breaks it. Due to this he ends up getting stuck in the snow...moreless
  • George Carlin/Janis Ian & Billy Preston

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 10/11/75

    Live from New York, It's... Chevy Chase!

    Sketches include "Wolverines," George Carlin's Stand-Up I, "New Dad Insurance," "The Courtroom," a performance by Andy Kaufman," George Carlin Stand-Up II, "Victims Of Shark Bite," "Jamitol," "Triopenin," "Triple-Trac," George Carlin Stand-Up III, "The Impossible Truth" (film), a performance by Valri Bromfield, "Bee Hospital," "Academy of Better Careers," "Show Us Your Guns," George Carlin Stand-Up IV, and "Trojan Horse Home Security."

    Billy Preston performed "Nothing from Nothing" and "Fancy Lady"; and Janis Ian performed "At Seventeen" and "In The Winter."moreless
  • Break a Leg

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 11/10/66

    Ann's friend Sandy, an actress who has just won a lead role in a Broadway play, visits Ann. Suddenly, Sandy gets sick leaving Ann to play her role. Everyone thinks that Ann stole the job from her, but Ann pays them no never mind as she enjoys her chance. Unfortunately, the play closes after one performance.moreless
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