Jamie: (claiming whenever he visits Australia, women throw themselves at him) I had loads of birds throwing themselves at me, specifically in Australia for some reason. I'd go to book signings and there would be hordes of randy women whispering the most inappropriate suggestions in my ear. They'd pinch my bottom or grab my crotch, and write unspeakable suggestions in notes in the books. I'd just giggle and ask them what name they'd like in the book. I even found underwear smuggled into my luggage.