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  • The Moms

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    S 4 : Ep 20 - 5/6/10

    Mother's Day sees TGS cast and crew deal with visits from their mothers.
  • Verna

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    S 4 : Ep 12 - 2/4/10

    Jenna looks to Jack for help when her mother drops by for an unannounced visit. Frank moves in with Liz as a boarder, and they decide to aid one another stop smoking and eating junk food.moreless
  • Bendless Love

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 2/11/01

    When a sleep-walking, Bender causes havoc at Planet Express by indiscriminately bending things in the middle of the night. Professor Farnsworth becomes bent out of shape and sends him off to the Bending Factory where his uncontrollable need to bend becomes controlled. There, he is re-united with Flexo and meets Anglelyne, a curvaceous fembot, and sparks begin to fly!moreless
  • The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1)

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    S 5 : Ep 21 - 5/23/00

    It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.moreless
  • The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2)

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    S 5 : Ep 22 - 5/23/00

    It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.moreless
  • The Big Giant Head Returns

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    S 5 : Ep 12 - 2/22/00

    William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!moreless
  • Episode I: the Baby Menace (3)

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    S 5 : Ep 1 - 9/21/99

    Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.
  • Dick's Big Giant Headache (1)

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    S 4 : Ep 23 - 5/25/99

    The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thing for a while, and she runs away from him in tears. Also, although he's initially unenthusiastic, Tommy plans to attend the junior prom because it's so important to Alissa. Vicki is sad to hear all the prom talk -- she never got to go to hers, and she's felt the lack ever since.moreless
  • Dick's Big Giant Headache (2)

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    S 4 : Ep 24 - 5/25/99

    Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make Earth his base of operations, gets the uncontrollable urge to flee once he learns of Vicki's pregnancy, leaving Sally in charge. The Solomons and Albright rush Vicki to the hospital, where the nurse proclaims, "I can see the head. Boy, is that a big head..."moreless
  • Dick the Mouth Solomon

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    S 4 : Ep 18 - 4/6/99

    Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.moreless
  • Y2dicK

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    S 4 : Ep 17 - 3/16/99

    Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, and, turned on by his primal-ness, she agrees.moreless
  • The House That Dick Built

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    S 4 : Ep 15 - 2/23/99

    Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."moreless
  • Paranoid Dick

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    S 4 : Ep 14 - 2/16/99

    Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.moreless
  • Sally Forth

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    S 4 : Ep 13 - 2/9/99

    When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.moreless
  • The Best of Dana Carvey

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    Dana Carvey is one of the all-time great cast members of SNL, where he played a large part in saving the show from cancellation in the mid-80s. His dead-on impressions of politicians were wildly popular with the audience. From his 6 1/2-year stint (plus three hosting appearances), this special is full of highlights of his impressions and original characters. Sketches and clips include "Perot's Press Conference," "Massive Headwound Harry," "Church Chat," "The McLaughlin Group," "Regis and Kathie Lee," "Hans & Franz," "Lost Ending of It's A Wonderful Life," "George F. Will's Sports Machine," "Woody Allen at the Movies," "George Bush," "Bob Dylan," "The Tampon Prince," "Pepper Boys," "Wayne's World," "Tom Brokaw's Pre-Tapes," "Grumpy Old Man," "Derek Stevens," "Urban Toonces," and "Robin Williams and Son."moreless
  • Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show (2)

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    S 4 : Ep 1 - 9/23/98

    Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.moreless
  • Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary (1)

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    S 3 : Ep 27 - 5/20/98

    The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communiqué, which promises devastating consequences for the family.moreless
  • Dick on a Roll

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 1/7/98

    Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.moreless
  • Sensitive Dick

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    S 2 : Ep 21 - 4/27/97

    Dick is forced to take sensitivity training after he comes down too hard on his students and they make a complaint against him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. Officer Don tries to teach Tommy how to drive.moreless
  • Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 11/24/96

    Sally begins to chafe at her role as the female when Dick invites Mrs. Dubcek and her daughter Vicki for Thanksgiving dinner; but Harry and Vicki hit it off atop the dinner table. Meanwhile, it becomes a true American holiday when Tommy fights with Dick and runs away to a pool hall.moreless
  • The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 4/2/96

    Sketches Included:
    *Live with Regis & Kathie Lee
    *Regis Philbin rushes to The Late Show
    *Geraldo's interview with Kato Kalin
    *Germans Who Say Nice Things
    *National Publishers Association Dinner
    *Pres. Clinton defends his record against Howard Stern
  • John Goodman/The Pretenders

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    S 19 : Ep 19 - 5/7/94

    Live from New York, it's... Michael McKean! Sketches include "New York Governors' Debate," "Captain Jim and Pedro," "NRA's American Sportsman Today," "Real Stories Of The Arkansas Highway Patrol," "Theatre Stories," "Ninja Pep Talk," "Michael Bolton," "Flintstones Names," and "Killer Taxi Drivers." The Pretenders performed "Night In My Veins" and "I'll Stand By You."moreless
  • Kelsey Grammer/Dwight Yoakam

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    S 19 : Ep 17 - 4/9/94

    Live from New York, it's... Jan Hooks! Sketches include "Hillary Clinton's Investment Tips," "Majestic Caribbean Cruise Line," "Inhibited Dance Party USA," "The Giulianis at Opening Day," "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea," "CBS Sunday Morning," "Something Smells Good in Stinkville" (three parts), "Captain Jim & Pedro at Footlocker," "Captain Jim & Pedro Books," and "I Am A Man." Dwight Yoakam performed "Pocket of a Clown" and "Fast as You."moreless
  • John Malkovich/Billy Joel

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    S 19 : Ep 4 - 10/23/93

    Live from New York, it's... Melanie Hutsell!

    Sketches include "Anne Murray Sings the National Anthem," "McIntosh Post-It Notes," "Court TV: The Menendez Brothers Trial," "Theatre Stories," "Ruining It For Everyone," "In the Line of Fire," "Of Mice and Men," and "James Carville's Plot."

    Billy Joel performs "The River of Dreams" and "All About Soul."moreless
  • Kevin Kline/Willie Nelson & Paul Simon

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    S 18 : Ep 21 - 5/15/93

    Live from New York, it's... Dan Aykroyd!

    Sketches include "Bob Dole's Visit," "Mmmph?," "Italian Flatulence," "How To Find Financial Freedom," "Hub's Gyros," "Shmee," "Dr. Frankenstein's Theory," and "Criminal Encounter" (film).

    Willie Nelson and Paul Simon performed "Graceland" and "Still Is Still Moving To Me."moreless
  • Luke Perry/Mick Jagger

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    S 18 : Ep 13 - 2/6/93

    Live from New York, it's... the voice of Jim Downey!

    Sketches include "Clintons Meet Wrestlers," "The Tampon Prince," "Dumb Yard Boy," "Magic Fish Meeting," "SNL Halftime Special," "High School Liar's Club," "Sassy," "Queen Shenequa's Super Bowl Moment," and "Tommy's Revenge."

    Mick Jagger performs "Sweet Thing" and "Don't Tear Me Up."moreless
  • Harvey Keitel/Madonna

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    S 18 : Ep 12 - 1/16/93

    Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey! Sketches include "The Inaugural Gala," "Jiffy Express," "It's Pat," "Subway Transit Authority," "The Bathroom Attendant," "In or Out of the Cab," "Deep Thoughts," "Bush's Farewell," "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer," and "Insane Deer Hunter." Madonna performed "Fever" and "Bad Girl."moreless
  • Danny DeVito/Bon Jovi

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    S 18 : Ep 11 - 1/9/93

    Live from New York, it's... Mike Ditka! Sketches include "The Super Fans React to Ditka's Firing," "Canis," "Simon," "Aaron and Tori Spelling's Amy Fisher, 10516," "Gap Girls," "Amy Fisher, One Messed Up Bitch," "Privacy-Obsessed Hitman," "Madonna's Book on Tape," "Suspicious Eyes," "Unbelieveable New Breakthroughs," and "Adults Living at Home." Bon Jovi performed "Wanted Dead or Alive" and "Bed of Roses."moreless
  • Christopher Walken/Arrested Development

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    S 18 : Ep 4 - 10/24/92

    Live from New York, it's... Phil Hartman! Sketches include "Perot and Stockdale Car Trip," "Jiffy Express," "Ed Closser, Trivial Psychic," "Sinead O'Connor's Goodtime Happy Jamboree," "The Continental," "Stalk Talk," "An Apology From Sinead O'Connor," "Professor C & The Super Sleuths," "It's Pat," "Deep Thoughts," and "The Boulevard of Broken Balls." Arrested Development performed "Tennessee" and "People Everyday."moreless
  • Nicolas Cage/Bobby Brown

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    S 18 : Ep 1 - 9/26/92

    Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey!

    Sketches include "Woody Allen at the Movies," "Canis," "Tiny Elvis," "Powerful Ross Perot," "Baby Names," "Nightline," "Baby Names," "The Queen Shenequa Show," and "Mr. Casual Sex." and

    Bobby Brown performed "Humpin' Around" and "Good Enough."moreless
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