Jane Curtin

Jane Curtin: It's rare to read a half-hour script that actually makes you laugh.

Jane: I'm easy. Put me in an interesting location with good people and I'm there.

Jane Curtin: Dan, times change and so does the nature of relationships. People are reluctant to get married these days and looking at divorce statistics, who can blame them. But the lack of a piece of paper does not neccessarily mean a lack of a total commitment. A woman is this modern-day relationship may well give up all her personal pursuits, as Michelle Marvin claims she did, to give her full support to her man's career. And Michelle Marvin is just asking that the courts recognize that reality. Dan, there's an old saying: "Behind every successful man there's a woman." A loving, giving, caring woman. But you wouldn't know about that, Dan, because there's no old saying about what's behind a miserable failure. [ gives a look of arrogance ] Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut! Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat like you...