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The Man in the Woods

S 1 : Ep 22 - 5/8/12

Carrie and Al travel to Syracuse to confront a suspect, when a murder takes place that resembles that of her sister's.

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Endgame

S 1 : Ep 21 - 5/1/12

Walter Morgan unexpectedly turns up dead, Carrie must work hard to locate his killer while in order to clear her name as she's the prime suspect.

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Allegiances

S 1 : Ep 19 - 3/27/12

Carries loyalties are tested as she investigates a murder case involving her boyfriend's mob associates.

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The Comeback

S 1 : Ep 18 - 3/20/12

When Carrie's latest case is stalled by the influence of a powerful family, she then receives assistance from a lawyer who may be behind a series of sniper attacks.

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Blind Alleys

S 1 : Ep 17 - 2/28/12

Carrie and Al are forced into a situation when a father of a suspect who Roe shot and killed takes the Queens PD, including Nina, hostage in a desperate plea for justice.

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Heartbreak

S 1 : Ep 16 - 2/21/12

Carrie and Al are confused when a murder victim suddenly appears in an empty ballpark, and determining cause of death.

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The Following Sea

S 1 : Ep 15 - 2/14/12

Carrie and Al scramble to find a key witness in a murder trial who vanished before being able to testify. The judge has given police only 48 hours to produce her otherwise the case against the defendant will be dismissed in its entirety.moreless

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Carrie's Caller

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S 1 : Ep 14 - 2/7/12

Carrie receives a phone call at the station from a man saying that he will kill someone in 16 minutes. She assumes it to be another prank the team is playing on her until he admits to killing someone the day before in New Jersey. Carrie is able to determine the location from background noise but the team arrives too late as a second man is killed.
This begins a back and forth battle of wills between the two while the team rushes to find a connection between the two dead men. In the meantime, Carrie plays the sniper's game in the hopes of avoiding further deaths.moreless

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I Don't Know How She Does It Interview - Jane Curtin

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9/16/11

Interview with Jane Curtin, who plays Marla Reddy in I Don't Know How She Does It .

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Gary Uses His Veto

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S 1 : Ep 16 - 3/11/09

Much to Allison's anger, Gary uses his 'veto', that he and Allison get to use once a year, to stop Louise from taking Chinese lessons because he feels she has to many extracurricular activities. But when Gary signs Louise up for golf lessons, Allison ends up using her veto.moreless

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I Love You, Man Interview - Jane Curtin

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3/20/09

Interview with Jane Curtin, who plays Joyce in I Love You, Man. 1. On Peter's lack of male friends.

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Gary Gives Thanks

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S 1 : Ep 9 - 11/26/08

Gary and Allison butt heads over where to host Thanksgiving. Allison tries to have everyone over her house including her parents, whereas Gary wants to have everyone at his house for his first Thanksgiving as a single dad.moreless

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The Thing That Wouldn't Die, Part 2

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S 6 : Ep 20 - 5/22/01

The Solomons are leaving Earth. Will Mary go with them?

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The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1)

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S 6 : Ep 19 - 5/22/01

Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.moreless

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Mary Loves Scoochie (2)

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S 6 : Ep 18 - 5/15/01

Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.moreless

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Mary Loves Scoochie (1)

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S 6 : Ep 17 - 5/8/01

John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.moreless

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Dick Soup for the Soul

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S 6 : Ep 16 - 5/1/01

Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.moreless

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Glengarry Glen Dick

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S 6 : Ep 15 - 4/17/01

After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.moreless

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My Mother, My Dick

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S 6 : Ep 14 - 2/20/01

When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.moreless

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You Don't Know Dick

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S 6 : Ep 13 - 2/13/01

After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.

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Dick's Ark

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S 6 : Ep 12 - 2/6/01

Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes. Mary decides the two need a weekend off. Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it. Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl. Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area. Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage. Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.moreless

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A Dick Replacement

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S 6 : Ep 11 - 1/30/01

Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her. Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position at the University. Gary's a bit puzzled when Dick insists that he meet Mary, saying that if Mary doesn't like him it will never work. Harry and Sally visit the psychic. Harry gets her in a headlock and smears honey on her blouse. Unfortunately, he's forgotten to tell Sally that his plan involves killer bees, so she can't supply them at the crucial moment. Dick, Gary and Mary meet in a restaurant, and Dick embarrasses and puzzles Mary as he attempts to play matchmaker. Harry and Sally re-visit Rita, who wants to throw them out, but they manage to get her to talk about herself, and she confides that she's always pictured herself dying during a passionate night of lovemaking. Harry's not sure he's up to doing the job, and Dick shows up and says he needs to speak to Rita first. He wonders how much time he has left; Harry tells Dick that however much time he has from now on, he's just a temp. Dick tells Gary he has the job and will probably be in the sack with Mary that evening. Gary protests that he won't sleep with Mary to get the job, and Dick says that sleeping with Mary is the job. In that case, Gary, who only wants a chance to teach physics, is having no part of it. When Mary finds out what's been going on, she's afraid that Dick might be dying, but he explains that he was just spooked by what the psychic had to say, and now he's decided he doesn't want to be replaced.moreless

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There Is No Business Like Dick Business

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S 6 : Ep 10 - 1/16/01

Mary has her purse snatched in a park, so Harry, Nina and Mary attend a self defense course that Don is teaching. Dick becomes a nightclub magician and Sally, his glamorous assistant.

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Dick Digs

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S 6 : Ep 9 - 1/9/01

When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work. At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that she's been going on digs for years and has never found anything. She's had to buy the artifacts in her office and has even gotten some from eBay. She says she would have killed to have found the ceremonial wedding moon that Dr. Powell, the leader of the dig, uncovered earlier. Dick tells her not to worry; he's sure she'll find something. Harry's fed up with his new job and resigns; he shows up shortly afterward and wants to register as a hotel guest. If he can't be a guest, he'll write a negative letter to the Crown Travel Guide, so Sally and Tommy reluctantly allow him to register. Harry immediately becomes guest from hell, demanding constant massages and tickets to "Les Mis." Back at the dig, Mary sees little point in continuing, because she's sure she won't find anything, but Dick insists she go on. He slyly plants something where she's been digging, and soon she unearths a wedding moon identical to the one found by Dr. Powell. She's ecstatic until it's revealed that, in fact, it is Dr. Powell's, and she's accused of being a thief. She's furious with Dick, but he assures her he was only trying to make her feel better. Sally can't bear another minute of waiting on Harry hand and foot, so she announces that she too is quitting and will be registering as a guest. Tommy says nothing doing. He's sick of the whole thing. Together the aliens order their unsuspecting hotel guests out of their house.moreless

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Red, White & Dick

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S 6 : Ep 8 - 12/19/00

Dick realizes he needs to become more American, only to hear he actually has a Canadian passport. Sally, Harry and Tommy start an equality system in the house, only for it to end up as a communist regime.moreless

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Why Dickie Can't Teach

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S 6 : Ep 6 - 12/5/00

Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college. Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being. On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experience. Since Don already has a job, Sally tells him to take the night shift and be an assistant during the day shift. After sitting in on only one of Dick's classes, Tommy tells him that he's a terrible teacher, much worse than Tommy imagined. Don starts his assistant's job, and Sally couldn't be more proud. Insulted by Tommy's remarks, Dick says he's forbidden to go to Pendleton. Tommy's delighted, so Dick then informs him that he will, in fact, be going there. Tommy asks Dick what his problem is. Dick's so bad at teaching that Tommy thought he knew. Don is crazed at work when Harry and Sally show up, and he has no time for them. Tommy talks with Mary, and she confesses she feels guilty about trying to recruit him, because Pendleton's a clown college. Harry convinces Sally that Don is blowing her and is now in search of a trophy wife. Sally says she made Don, now she can break him. When Dick proves unsuccessful at teaching some kids to play hopscotch, even Mary agrees that he's a bad teacher. Sally sabotages a project Don's working on, and he gets fired. And when Dick tells Tommy he plans to quit teaching, Tommy reminds him that no matter how good or bad a teacher he is, his real job is to be high commander.moreless

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Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)

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S 6 : Ep 5 - 11/28/00

Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.

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Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)

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S 6 : Ep 4 - 11/21/00

Dick, Sally and Harry are bored so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.

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Indickscretion

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S 6 : Ep 3 - 11/14/00

Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.moreless

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