Jeff: (speaking of his most embarassing travelling experience) My parents live in Dallas, and on American Airlines you go through there. Not long ago I had a 2 ½ hour layover, so I invited my parents to have lunch at DFW. They needed a special pass to get through security, and my dad's 80 and my mom's 78. So I'm standing on the other side of security waiting for them, and my mom is taking forever with jewelry. Meanwhile, my dad keeps beeping going through. They said they think it's his belt, so he takes off his belt and his pants fall down to his ankles. Of course he's wearing red and white boxer shorts, and of course my mother bursts into laughter. I had to walk away. I'm just thinking, "Holy Toledo. I'm related to these people."