Jeff Fahey

Jeff: (on his role as JT in Planet Terror) he's fortunate enough to be the owner and proprietor of the best damn barbeque joint in Texas – period. He's working on the perfect recipe in the midst of all of this. He's just concerned with getting the perfect recipe, and he's just about there, and then all hell breaks loose. The wonderful thing for me and for this character is that in the midst of all this insanity and this wild ride he's got one thing on his mind and that's that barbeque sauce.

Jeff: (when asked if he was lined up to be in the full-length Machete movie) No. I just remember shooting it the day that I finished shooting my last scene. Robert said, "Can you go and try that suit on that's in your trailer?" I said, "Sure." And he said, "And maybe shave a little bit, and I'll meet you upstairs in the office." I show up and there's cameras, and he goes, "Here, have a look at this, Jeff. Can you get on the floor and say these lines, and then come outside and stand here as though a motorcycle with a machine gun is flying over your head." That was that, and now there's a trailer apparently.

Jeff: (when asked if he barbeques in real life, following his appearance in the movie Grindhouse) No, and I'd better start because everybody's asking and I'd better come up with some real good reason soon.