Jenny McCarthy

Jenny: I love Botox. I absolutely love it. I only get it minimally, so I can still move my face. But I seriously think that it's a savior.

Jenny: (revealing her and Jim Carrey use a webcam to stay in touch when he is away) I haven't done any dancing, but I make him do that! It's nice! With the iChat, we're always afraid that there's a third party watching! We're a little bit careful, but it's a great way to have that face-to-face connection! I go online and check him out. I tell him his outfit looks cute!

Jenny: (on her concern her young son will end up being Paris Hilton's type) Keeping [Evan] away from Paris Hilton. I know he's five, but the cougar thing is going on.

Jenny: What is marriage a guarantee of? I'll be yours forever? I'll be faithful? Bull! It's really just a piece of paper.

Jenny: (revealing she will not have children with Jim Carrey) This womb is closed! We're living together, we don't want any more children and we're very happy.

Jenny McCarthy: Let me just say this: I'm done having kids. I told my eggs, "Don't even bother." [Boyfriend] Jim Carrey is okay with that. We're in sync.

Jenny: I don't sleep in anything. I have to be nude, and if I'm not, I end up ripping my clothes off in the middle of the night.

Jenny: I'm a businesswoman in public and a total slut in the bedroom.

Jenny: I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.

Jenny: My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jenny: Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

Jenny: So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

Jenny: I was a puke brunette.