Jo Brand: (On her first stand up comedy gig) It was appalling, it was dreadful. I went on at a benefit at midnight and I was very drunk and some bloke at the back started shouting 'F- off you fat cow'. Immediately I got on the stage. He then just chanted it over and over again until I got off - so that was my first one. But the one good thing about it was that I was so drunk I didn't care.