Jo Brand: (On her training for the 25th annual London Marathon) I am going to be running 26 miles in a day and I am not averaging more than four miles a day. I don't know. Let's face it, I am not a professional runner. I am crap at exercise, I am overweight. I am not going to be on Paula Radcliffe's shoulder. I am just going to try to get around. If I have to stagger the last 25 miles, well, that is what I will have to do.