Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers

Born

Brooklyn, New York, USA

Died

9/4/2014

Birth Name

Joan Alexandra Molinsky

Gender

Female
  • Host Joan Rivers on How'd You Get So Rich?
6.7
out of 10
User Rating
33 votes

Biography

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Joan was the younger of two daughters of Russian immigrants Beatrice and Meyer Molinsky. Joan got into acting from an early age and continued throughout college; appearing in almost every college production. After graduating and at a loss for what to do Joan took a job as a…more

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Trivia and Quotes

  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Joan: People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

    • Joan: Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.

    • Joan: I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

    • Joan: I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

    • Joan: The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

    • Joan: I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

    • Joan: I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.

    • Joan: I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

    • Joan: Can we talk?

    • Joan: Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

    • Joan: My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

    • Joan: Don't tell your kids that you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds', now go back to sleep.

    • Joan: (On her falling-out with Johnny Carson) I tried to contact Johnny to reconcile our friendship, a million times, but he just wasn't having it. When he passed away, I felt such a crushing blow, that things were still unresolved. Johnny was a dear friend, I wish things would've ended different, this just was not worth it.

    • Joan: Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

    • Joan: The average airplane is 16 years old, and so is the average airplane meal.

SUBMIT REVIEW
  • I speak about her as a Comedianne

    9.7
    Joan is outragous! As blunt as a sledgehammer and a mouth that makes microphones redundant. Joan has that skill of being able to produced a fun sound-bite everytime she opens her mouth, her age might be something she hides with surgery, but her age shows with the wisdom in her words - even if she does sound like a crude teenage boy!



    Its obvious Joan has been around just about everything! From the joyously fabulous to the completly tragic. Shes been up there at the top but shes also got her hands dirty. It all adds up to make a truly wise and insightful women who not only intrigues you by sharing many aspects of her life with you, But makes you laugh so darn much! This women turns tragedy into comedy, - and were not talking about the surgery OK!



    Joan makes me laugh so much. I enjoy her no rubbish approach, her not being scared to offened, so not missing out the middle finger she sticks up PC!



    She's makes an excellent comic and should seriouly release more Stand-up on DVD! The one she has out now is SO worth watching. I always keep an eye out for her on other shows such as 8 out of 10 cats and Parkinson, and Im seriously hoping Alan Carr nabs her for the Friday Night Project!moreless
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    8.0
    Great actress, and very underrated. I really like the way she potrays and the way she does her thing, I really like the way she acts and I enjoyed most of her works. Her style is very different, and I must say that she is very underrated, though she is so cool.
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