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- I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
xhollywoodx101 wrote: I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us." 
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.xhollywoodx101 wrote: I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us." That's really funny when did he say that?I want to hear it.
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.- "Me & Kevin used to have competitions to see who could swallow the most quarters.I'm worth $1.25"
- Joe Jonas (found in a interview)
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"Have you ever googled google, then googled again?"
- Joe Jonas (found in a interview)You must be registered and logged in to post a message. - I also like these quotes:
Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.
Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.
Joe: I'm gonna run in traffic: THERE'S NO CAR'S IN OKLAHOMA!!
Joe: I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah
Joe: Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right!
Joe: I've dated a couple girls I never met before!
but i love the one where Kevin, Nick, and Joe were talking about how Joe just figured out that if you put a poptart in the microwave or the oven, they taste soo much better. They were like, an egg doesn't say crack this. it's self explanatiory. Hense, the words "pop tart".You must be registered and logged in to post a message. I also love : Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
Joe- (about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.
Joe- (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car! So i basically like them all.
Edited on 11/17/2007 11:01am
Edited 2 total times.You must be registered and logged in to post a message.- I don't know when Joe said that whole Michael Jackson thing, i found it under the quotes section under his name.You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
- THIS WAS FROM AN INTERVIEW.
(if there was anything you could say to your fans what would it be)
nick:thankyou
kevin:thankyou for supporting us
joe:you give me great giftsYou must be registered and logged in to post a message. - All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.
Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"You must be registered and logged in to post a message. lae10 wrote: All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.
Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
Thats my fave and the fact that 3 of his fingers are edible
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.xhollywoodx101 wrote: I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."
Yeah. this one is hilarous I found it in an interview on jonasbrothersfan.com 
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.leeseygirl wrote: lae10 wrote: All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.
Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
Thats my fave and the fact that 3 of his fingers are edible
Yeah, that one is pretty funny too!You must be registered and logged in to post a message.- Well this wasn't in the quotes section but its in Trivia. "Joe thinks Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket"
I dont know where and when he said this but I think its funnyYou must be registered and logged in to post a message. These are my favorites:
~Also in my signature~
-I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he'd always get me in trouble.
-One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers
-(answering why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time.
-I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE.... HAPPY FACE.
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.(these 2 are in videos from youtube)
Joe (answering fan mail): "No I don't have a third arm! Silly fans.
Joe: "Akward."
Joe: (sniffing pillow) "Can I have this pillow?"
You must be registered and logged in to post a message.kenzie03241996 wrote: (these 2 are in videos from youtube)
Joe (answering fan mail): "No I don't have a third arm! Silly fans.
Joe: "Akward."
Joe: (sniffing pillow) "Can I have this pillow?"
omg! if you people like joe quotes...thenyou have to look up some of joes raps they are hilarious...go here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fN2XUhH8W70
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N6rN8IR_LFE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g6KR1wbGAWkYou must be registered and logged in to post a message.- I also love it when he says "Every girl has something special about them".You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
Joe-Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!
yeah, it was something like that.
It's the one where Joe is pointing to a picture of Kevin in a suit!! I saw it on some video on youtube!!
It cracks me up everytime!You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
