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    xhollywoodx101

    [1]Nov 11, 2007
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    I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."
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    lae10

    [2]Nov 12, 2007
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    That one is pretty funny.
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    leeseygirl

    [3]Nov 12, 2007
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    xhollywoodx101 wrote:
    I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

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    SuiteLifer101

    [4]Nov 15, 2007
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    xhollywoodx101 wrote:
    I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

    That's really funny when did he say that?I want to hear it.

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    becaause

    [5]Nov 16, 2007
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    "Me & Kevin used to have competitions to see who could swallow the most quarters.I'm worth $1.25"
    - Joe Jonas (found in a interview)

    andd

    "Have you ever googled google, then googled again?"
    - Joe Jonas (found in a interview)
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    xhollywoodx101

    [6]Nov 17, 2007
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    I also like these quotes:
    Joe: I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.
    Joe: I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.
    Joe: I'm gonna run in traffic: THERE'S NO CAR'S IN OKLAHOMA!!
    Joe: I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah
    Joe: Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right!
    Joe: I've dated a couple girls I never met before!

    but i love the one where Kevin, Nick, and Joe were talking about how Joe just figured out that if you put a poptart in the microwave or the oven, they taste soo much better. They were like, an egg doesn't say crack this. it's self explanatiory. Hense, the words "pop tart".
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    xhollywoodx101

    [7]Nov 17, 2007
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    I also love : Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

    Joe- (about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.

    Joe- (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car! So i basically like them all.

    Edited on 11/17/2007 11:01am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    xhollywoodx101

    [8]Nov 17, 2007
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    I don't know when Joe said that whole Michael Jackson thing, i found it under the quotes section under his name.
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    oddlover

    [9]Nov 18, 2007
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    THIS WAS FROM AN INTERVIEW.
    (if there was anything you could say to your fans what would it be)

    nick:thankyou
    kevin:thankyou for supporting us
    joe:you give me great gifts
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    lae10

    [10]Nov 19, 2007
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    All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.

    Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
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    leeseygirl

    [11]Nov 21, 2007
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    lae10 wrote:
    All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.

    Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"

    Thats my fave and the fact that 3 of his fingers are edible
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    Love_ya24

    [12]Nov 22, 2007
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    xhollywoodx101 wrote:
    I was wondering what your fave Joe Jonas quote was. Mine would probably have to be "I would like to record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."


    Yeah. this one is hilarous I found it in an interview on jonasbrothersfan.com
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    lae10

    [13]Nov 23, 2007
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    leeseygirl wrote:
    lae10 wrote:
    All those quotes are pretty funny. I just found this one from Life Story magazine.

    Joe: I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. It's called the "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"

    Thats my fave and the fact that 3 of his fingers are edible


    Yeah, that one is pretty funny too!
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    leeseygirl

    [14]Dec 16, 2007
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    He is crazy but so hot!
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    nickel2006

    [15]Dec 27, 2007
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    Well this wasn't in the quotes section but its in Trivia. "Joe thinks Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket"

    I dont know where and when he said this but I think its funny
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    AwesomeGirl

    [16]Dec 28, 2007
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    These are my favorites:

    ~Also in my signature~

    -I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he'd always get me in trouble.

    -One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers

    -(answering why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time.

    -I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE.... HAPPY FACE.

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    kenzie03241996

    [17]Jan 19, 2008
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    (these 2 are in videos from youtube)

    Joe (answering fan mail): "No I don't have a third arm! Silly fans.

    Joe: "Akward."

    Joe: (sniffing pillow) "Can I have this pillow?"

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    aaallytk

    [18]Jan 31, 2008
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    kenzie03241996 wrote:

    (these 2 are in videos from youtube)

    Joe (answering fan mail): "No I don't have a third arm! Silly fans.

    Joe: "Akward."

    Joe: (sniffing pillow) "Can I have this pillow?"


    omg! if you people like joe quotes...thenyou have to look up some of joes raps they are hilarious...go here
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=fN2XUhH8W70
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=N6rN8IR_LFE
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=g6KR1wbGAWk
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    leeseygirl

    [19]Feb 1, 2008
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    I also love it when he says "Every girl has something special about them".
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    DisneyFreak33

    [20]Feb 17, 2008
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    Joe-Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!

    yeah, it was something like that.

    It's the one where Joe is pointing to a picture of Kevin in a suit!! I saw it on some video on youtube!! It cracks me up everytime!

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