Joe: My ex-girlfriend sent me a piece of her birthday cake in the mail and it was an ice cream cake. That's when I knew it was kind of over. I opened the box and it was melted and dripping in my hands. I was like, "Wow!" And then I told her I got it, and she was like, "Oh, did you eat it?" I was like, "Ummm, no...it' melted!"