Hiro and an unmarried co-worker each wish they had the other one's life while Bitzi tries to get Mitzi to live it up a little.
Requiem for a Dream Job
During recess, the gang shares their ideal dream jobs with each other.
Mitzi is talked into taking Shin to the Tower of Terrapintology to be tested for turtle demons.
The Truth About Old People
Mitzi and Shin seek out a new restaurant Mitzi read about on a 30% off flyer.
Miss Polly Amorous
The thought of attending her first support group has made Miss Polly a nervous wreck so the gang tries to help her out with a little intervention therapy of their own.
Earn Nothing Norking From Home
Hiro has to spend some of the weekend working from home but to accomplish this, he must first get his family out of the house. After they leave, he decides to use the bathroom first and, thanks to Shin, this proves to be a big mistake.
The Real Housewives of Kasukabe
Meeting some twenty-something mothers in the park makes Mitzi feel old and so she decides to give herself a youthful make over.
True Twilight Diaries, Part 1
Shin accompanies Nanako on a weekend ski trip with Will, a wealthy suitor of hers. The man's peculiar behavior leads Shin to conclude that Will is really a vampire.
True Twilight Diaries, Part 2
As the ski trip progresses, it becomes apparent that Will has an agenda of his own, and he's running out of time.
How We Spent Our Two-Year Summer Vacation
During a family outing to the beach, Hiro learns a few things. The first is that he will most likely end up regretting any sort of interaction he ever has with nubile young hotties, the second is that he sucks at beach volleyball, and lastly, he should never eat anything offered by any nubile young hottie ever again.
Anime Is For Children (And Loser Adults)
Mitzi and Hiro rock, paper, scissors to see who has to take Shin to the theater to see the latest kiddie anime. Mitzi ends up losing...in so many different ways.
Soaking Wet Country Club
Georgie invites the boys to come swim at his family's country club and then predictably ends up regretting it.
Gotta Gotta Hiccup to Get Down!
Bodily functions become the subject du jour for the gang during recess.
Daddy's Day Scare
Hiro takes a day off from work and ends up playing ninja with Shin.
Running to Mate!: A Flashback to Our Butthole Apartment Story!
Hoping to impress Nanako, Shin takes up jogging.
The Noharas spend some time in the country.
S#!tty Kickers 2: The Legend of Girlie Gold
Shin befriends a girl during their country trip.
The Rise and Fall of Georgie Preskott the Third's Reich
The gang plays house.