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  • Episode #1402

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    S 14 : Ep 2 - 9/20/08

    Ellen DeGeneres: I'll Kiss a Girl Show Open: Arden and Keegan debate the Show's Open E-Harmony Parody #1 The Chicago White Sox Manager: Not Raised In America E-Harmony Parody #2 Bobby and Johnny promote the Rice & Beans Energy Bar The Chicago White Sox Manager: Insults a Blind Man E-Harmony Parody #3 Audrina Patridge brings drama to MADtv King Burger Advertises The Dark Knight Toys The Sundance Channel interrupted by Fox News Reports Chris Rose Interviews the Brett Favre Fan-Club Presidents MADtv Extras: King Burger Deleted Scene, Chris Rose Interview Deleted Scene, I'll Kiss a Girl Alternative versions Show Close: Keegan and Castmoreless
  • Cone Dog / The Ballad Of Ole' 159

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 8/1/04

    Cone Dog:
    Dog gets an ear injury, forcing him to wear an ear cone.

    The Ballad Of Ole' 159:
    Pete The Polecat sings about a garbage truck and how Dog trys to save it.moreless
  • Cat Gone Bad / Old CatDog And The Sea

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 6/15/04

    Cat Gone Bad:
    Cat suffers an identity crisis when a gang of beatnik alley-cats set up shop near the CatDog house. Seduced by their bongo music, he trades in his normal, prissy, finicky self to become the cool, hep "Scat Cat". His new alter-ego is much more laid back than the old Cat. In fact, he's so cool with everything he does that he refuses to clean the house, or even pay the bills. It's up to Dog to get the old Cat back that he once knew.

    The Old CatDog and the Sea:
    This is a salty old fisherman's tale about the Swordfish on CatDog's living-room wall. The teller of the tale is Cat, who's embellishing the story in order to impress TV star Tallulah.moreless
  • Harraslin' Match / Dog The Not So Mighty

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 11/29/03

    Harraslin' Match:
    Winslow's niece and nephew come to visit, but end up making Winslow look like a fool.

    Dog The Not So Mighty:
    After saving Mayor Rancid the year before, Cat does not want to be Dog's sidekick anymore, but later wants to.moreless
  • Maximum Hugh / Sleepless in Retroville

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 5/17/03

    Maximum Hugh: It's time for the Parent-Child Picnic Games at Lindbergh Elementary - and the Vortexes always win. Since Jimmy doesn't think Hugh has what it takes to beat Cindy and her mom, he invents a headband to scientifically bring his dad's performance levels up past human standards. Invention: Corrective electromagnetic cranial band. (Hugh's headband) Sleepless in Retroville: Jimmy is hosting a sleepover with Carl and Sheen! To make it the best slumber party in history, Jimmy invents a machine to make perfect pillows for pillow fights, create made-to-order pizzas, and tell scream-your-head-off scary stories. But what happens when Carl overloads the invention and the programs mix up? Invention: Slumbertron 9000.moreless
  • Fool For A Day / In Your Dreams / Some Like It Stupid

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 10/13/00

    Fool For A Day
    After being the butt of everyone's April Fool's jokes(including Little Suzy's class) Johnny thinks for a day about a way to get back at there teacher but when he does it isn't April Fool's anymore and the teacher beats him up.

    In Your Dreams
    Johnny finally meets the girl of his his dreams, at Carl's sleep clinic and as his dreams become nightmares he endures them to meet up again with his dream girl.

    Some Like It Stupid
    On the run from Fish Lips Malone, Johnny and Carl disguise themselves as women for the Miss Perky beauty pagent.moreless
  • Johnny Bravo Affair / Biosphere Johnny / Spa Spaz

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 9/22/00

    Johnny Bravo Affair
    Johnny falls asleep in a mummy casket and is awoken when a cat burgler tries to steal the largest piece of cubic zirconium. But after he accidentally eats it he is kidnapped and taken back to her place, much to his excitement.
    Biosphere Johnny
    Johnny locks himself in the biosphere with a pretty lady scientist, Carl and others where he destroys all their resources making it so unless they eat someone they all will starve.
    Spa Spaz
    Johnny checks into a spa to get pampered and meet girls. The manager sees how many toxins are in his system and decides that she will take him as her project that will "put her spa on the map."moreless
  • Scoop Bravo / The Incredible Shrinking Johnny / Backdaft

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 9/8/00

    Scoop Bravo
    In order to impress a beautiful newspaper editor. Johnny tries to follow a story that proves that cats are actually aliens from outer space.
    The Incredible Shrinking Johnny
    Johnny continues to shrink and shrink until he is extremely tiny.
    Johnny signs up to be a fireman (to impress chicks) but can't do anything right.moreless
  • Candidate Johnny / Johnny B. Badd / Air Bravo

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 9/1/00

    Candidate Johnny
    Johnny and Carl both try to run for Litter Commissioner in order to pick up girls!

    Johnny B. Badd
    Suzy's Funky Monkey song is a hit with the neighbours and Pops decides to make her, Carl and Mama stars! But Johnny wants to be the lead singer so Pops cuts the microphone cord to make things safe!

    Air Bravo
    When Johnny meets Enormous Ferguson the famous basketball player and wants to help him and his the Pogatuck Ferrets take on the Townsville Titans!moreless

  • Virtual Johnny / Hold That Schmoe / Hunted

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    S 3 : Ep 2 - 8/18/00

    Virtual Johnny
    Johnny takes Suzy to the toy store and suddenly becomes interested in the Biff Proton VR Game and decides to play it! But as he progress through the game, his actions are having an effect on reality!

    Hold That Schmoe
    Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny tries to get the first issue of "Man Bean, The Bean That Walks Like A Man" but it is guarded by a ghost! He and Carl try to take it on The Real Ghostbusters-style!

    Mama gambles Johnny away to Colonel Fatman and Johnny is forced to be hunted but when it comes to hunting down Johnny Bravo, he is no pro in hiding!moreless
  • Luke Perry's Guide To Love / In The Line Of Johnny / Fugitive Johnny

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    S 3 : Ep 1 - 8/11/00

    Luke Perry's Guide to Love
    When Johnny saves Luke Perry's life, Luke reluctantly agrees to coach Johnny on one date, using a microscopic headphone placed in Johnny's ear.

    In the Line of Johnny
    Johnny becomes a security guard for the Soy's Harvest Parade, but spends all his times fighting things that never actually were to happen.

    Fugitive Johnny
    Johnny is on the run when police believe that he stole a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies at their bake sale.moreless

  • As I Lay Hiccupping / Marine Maroon / Thunder God Johnny

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    S 2 : Ep 22 - 1/28/00

    As I Lay Hiccupping
    Johnny eats to quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He then visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist he can come back for her hands on treatment. So to get that Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

    Marine Maroon
    Johnny is taken to Sea Land when he is caught in a fishing net after he was sucked into the sea by a ripe tied, and he believed that he has found the lost city of Atlantis.

    Thunder God Johnny
    Johnny pulls a hammer from a block of ice in the style of sword in the stone and becomes a viking god with all sorts of power. He is told by the gods that he must fight an ice giant.moreless

  • Yukon Yutz / Prep School Johnny / Send in the Clones

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    S 2 : Ep 20 - 1/14/00

    Yukon Yutz
    Johnny and Mrs.Bravo go to Canada and Johnny tries to get a mountie girl and ends up catching Slimy Pierre, a criminal.

    Prep School Johnny
    Johnny goes to a prep school and three students: Todd, Nigel, and Piggy try to get him in trouble after Johnny gives the school a hard time.

    Send in the Clones
    Mama has Johnny deliver the electric bill but Johnny accidentally goes to a mad scientists laboratory where he is cloned. Then Johnny must prove to everyone else he is the real Johnny.

  • The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo / Rashomoron / Free Pookey

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    S 2 : Ep 18 - 11/19/99

    The Unsinkable Johnny Bravo
    Johnny is a poor third class peasant who falls in love with a rich first glass girl, whose name is Shelia. Just like Titanic, the boat sinks but the interesting part is that Shelia breaks up with Johnny.

    Three different variations on a story taken place in the part where everyone was hurt, was told by Carl, Suzy, and Johnny.

    Free Pookey
    The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she's think differently of Johnny if he'd help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.moreless

  • Look Who's Drooling / Law and Disorder/ Tooth or Consequences

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    S 2 : Ep 17 - 11/12/99

    Look Who's Drooling
    When Johnny takes a bite out of Pops' hot chilli, he uses Carl's fountain of youth potion to cool down the flames. This made him revert back to a baby until 4:00pm, but her mother didn't care as she liked the idea of her baby boy being little again.

    Law and Disorder
    Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping crooks, he's picking up chicks and playing video games. Mama comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by the crook.

    Tooth or Consequences
    Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.moreless

  • Pop Art Johnny / Dude Ranch Doofus / A Cake Too Far

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    S 2 : Ep 16 - 11/5/99

    Pop Art
    Johnny takes Suzy to an art museum and Johnny becomes an artist after he made a butt print on the wall.

    Dude Ranch Doofus
    Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart.

    A Cake Too Far
    Mrs. Bravo and Suzy enter a baking contest, but after Mrs. Bravo injures herself playing football, Johnny has to take her place and loses the recipe.moreless

  • Hail to the Chump / A Fool for Sister Sarah / Days Of Blunder

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    S 2 : Ep 15 - 10/29/99

    Hail to the Chump
    When the entire town council comes down with food poisoning at the annual picnic, Johnny is given the duty of mayor.

    A Fool for Sister Sara
    Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.

    Days of Blunder
    When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!moreless

  • A League of His Own / Johnny Goes to Camp / Buffoon Lagoon

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 10/1/99

    A League of His Own
    Johnny poses as a girl who is "Large for her age" in order to help out little Suzy's softball team.

    Johnny Goes to Camp
    Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.

    Bafoon Lagoon
    Johnny is shipwrecked with a pretty girl who spends her time running from him.moreless

  • Man with The Golden Gut / Welcome Back, Bravo / Aunt Kate's Farm

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 9/24/99

    Man with the Golden Gut
    Johnny orders an Ab machine, but instead of getting a six pack, his muscles form the shape of Mount Rushmore making him a tourist attraction.

    Welcome Back, Bravo
    A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

    Aunt Kate's Farm
    Johnny takes Little Suzy to her favorite Kiddies show and ends up as one of the cast.moreless

  • Panic in Jerky Town / Alien Confidential / Mama's New Boyfriend

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 9/17/99

    Panic in Jerky Town
    Johnny wins a free trip for two to Jerky Town and takes Pops. Johnny was going to be named successor of Jerky Town and Pops found out the secret ingredient in the jerky.

    Alien Confidental
    An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace and then after Johnny takes to him to Pops a mob started chasing them and in the end he ended up on T.V.

    Mama's New Boyfriend
    Bunny gets herself a new boyfriend named Raul Montoya but Johnny thinks that he's only loving her just to get at her cookie jar money! But in the end, our man Bravo finds out that Raul paid Bunny back!moreless

  • I, Fly / Schnook of the North / Charm School Johnny

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 9/3/99

    I, Fly
    While guarding Carl's science project, Johnny accidentally turns himself into a fly. Now he has a human head and a fly's body while the fly has to live with the body of Johnny and has a head of a fly.

    Schnook of the North
    When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.

    Charm School Johnny
    Pops attempts to take Johnny and turn him into a gentleman worthy of high society within 7 days.moreless

  • Doommates / Johnny's Telethon / Johnny's Guardian Angel

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 8/27/99

    When Bunny puts in a V-Chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer with Carl as his new roommate.

    Johnny's Telethon
    When it is announced that Johnny's favorite beef jerky store will be running out of buisness, Johnny decides to stage a telethon to save it.

    Johnny's Guardian Angel
    After causing numerous disasters for Bunny, Carl, and Suzy, Johnny wishes that he'd never been born. However, his guardian angel, Maurice, shows him what life would be like if he had never been born.moreless

  • Endless Bummer / Jailbird Johnny / Bravo 13

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 8/20/99

    Endless Bummer
    Johnny plays lifegaurd in hopes to attract the ladies.

    Jailbird Johnny
    A mistake in the judicial system gets Johnny thrown into a womens' prison.

    Bravo 13
    Johnny becomes an astronaut when he is mistakenly launched into space with a chimp.moreless

  • Karma Krisis / A Star is Bruised / The Prince and the Pinhead

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 8/6/99

    Karma Krisis
    Johnny doesn't listen to his Mama's advice and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

    A Star is Bruised
    Johnny meets his hero Squint Ringo (a Steven Seagal-look- alike) and performs the stuntman for his show.

    The Prince and the Pinhead
    A prince from a far kingdom is bored of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him. Thus, the two switch places and Johnny gets to be prince.moreless