"Hello. I'm John Edwards. I claim to talk to the dead. Of course I don't, but I managed to get my own television shows, and get paid millions of dollars a year." (probably)
John Edwards is, like I've said, a joke. Anyone who believes in this talking to the dead garbage needs to see a shrink. John Edwards, as if I'm not hating his fake psychic skills enough, is weird looking. What's with the face he always makes when he's "interpreting" things dead people are saying to him? Why does he stutter and have trouble "hearing" the dead people? It's because he forgot the lines he was supposed to memorize before the show. This guy is one of the biggest losers I've ever seen on TV.