Cdr. Guziewicz narrowly escapes when her house is burned down by an unknown arsonist. As the Battle Creek Police Department investigate, Russ and Milt question a variety of suspects, including a string of ex-lovers and the commander's own estranged son. Meanwhile, Russ is determined to find out who sent Holly a gift.moreless
When Patrick brings Molly, his friend from Iowa, to Charlie's house to meet the gang, Lacey and Nolan make a bet over who will sleep with Molly first -- Charlie or Sean. The two guys also make their own bet, then go to great lengths to please Molly and try to get her alone. She eventually says she likes them both and offers a three-way, but that goes by the wayside when she begins to think that Charlie and Sean are gay. Meanwhile, Jordan asks Patrick to sing with her on an original song at her AA group's annual talent show.moreless
Sketches include: a date at a magic show gone awry, a preview of The Flying Stripper, and Creepio helps with Thanksgiving.