John made his debut in 2007 by hosting an internet broadcast.
At age 25 John was a successful comedian.
John Heffron: Ladies, our cleaning schedule is not your cleaning schedule.
John Heffron: I don't know where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good.
John Heffron: Guys don't want to talk... ever! We used it up the day we met you.
John Heffron: Women are like the Marines, they don't leave anyone behind. 4 girls go into a bar, 4 girls leave that bar.
John Heffron attended Eastern Michigan University.