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Biography

Popular for the voice of The Cryptkeeper in Tales from the Crypt, John Kassir has done the voice of many characters and has even…more

Born

10/24/1962, Baltimore, Maryland

Birth Name

Gender

Male

Credits

Star (16)

Role
- The Looney Tunes Show
  Pete Puma
  - S 1: Ep 20 Working Duck
    11/1/11
  - S 1: Ep 17 Sunday Night Slice
    9/13/11
  - S 1: Ep 13 To Bowl or Not to Bowl
    7/26/11
  - S 1: Ep 6 Reunion
    6/7/11
- Exosquad
  Draconis
  - S 2: Ep 37 A Night Before Doomsday (The Fall of the Neosapien Empire 4)
    1/1/07
  - S 2: Ep 25 Call of the Unknown
    1/1/07
  - S 2: Ep 14 Behind the Shield
    1/1/07
  - S 2: Ep 9 Inner Dark
    1/1/07
  - S 2: Ep 6 Mindset
    1/1/07
  - + 47 More Credits
- CatDog
  Mervis/Dunglap
  - S 3: Ep 6 CatDog Candy / Movin' On Up
    1/1/07
  - S 3: Ep 5 Rinky Dinks / Hypno-Teased
    1/1/07
  - S 3: Ep 3 Silence Please! / Gorilla My Dreams
    1/1/06
  - S 3: Ep 10 Cone Dog / The Ballad Of Ole' 159
    8/1/04
  - S 3: Ep 9 Cat Gone Bad / Old CatDog And The Sea
    6/15/04
  - + 58 More Credits
- Tales from the Crypt
  voice of The Crypt Keeper
  - S 7: Ep 0 Ritual
    5/2/06
  - S 7: Ep 0 Bordello of Blood
    8/16/96
  - S 7: Ep 13 The Third Pig
    7/19/96
  - S 7: Ep 12 Ear Today... Gone Tomorrow
    7/12/96
  - S 7: Ep 11 Confession
    7/5/96
  - + 92 More Credits
- Adventure Time
  Ice King
  - S 3: Ep 0 Adventure Time
    1/1/06
- Tales From the Cryptkeeper
  The Cryptkeeper (Voice)
  - — Season 3: Vol. 1: Stacks of fear
    9/28/04
  - S 3: Ep 13 Too Cool for School
    12/6/97
  - S 3: Ep 12 Monsters Ate My Homework
    11/29/97
  - S 3: Ep 11 It's for You
    11/22/97
  - S 3: Ep 10 Town Gathering
    11/15/97
  - + 35 More Credits
- Rocket Power
  Ray "Raymundo" Rocket
  - S 3: Ep 25 The Big Day
    7/30/04
  - S 3: Ep 24 Island of The Menehune
    7/16/04
  - S 3: Ep 23 New Girl on The Block / After Shocked
    6/16/04
  - S 3: Ep 22 Twist of Fate
    3/26/04
  - S 3: Ep 21 Missile Crisis / Falsley Alarmed
    3/25/04
  - + 60 More Credits
- The Amanda Show
  Actor/Comedian (Listed as Johnny Kassir)
  - — 2 December 2000
    12/2/00
  - S 1: Ep 13 Episode 13
    2/19/00
  - S 1: Ep 12 Episode 12
    2/12/00
  - S 1: Ep 11 Episode 11
    2/5/00
  - S 1: Ep 10 Episode 10
    1/29/00
  - + 9 More Credits
- Oh Yeah! Cartoons
  Additional Voices
  - S 1: Ep 2 F-Tales / Twenty Five Cent Trouble / Cat & Milkman
    11/29/98
  - S 1: Ep 1 ChalkZone / What Is Funny? / Jelly's Day
    11/29/98
  - S 1: Ep 5 Max's Special Problem / Tutu the Superina / Blotto
    8/16/98
  - S 1: Ep 4 Protecto 5000 / Ask Edward / Peter Patrick, Private Investigator
    8/9/98
  - S 1: Ep 3 Jamal the Funny Frog / Thatta Boy / Hobart: The Weedkeeper
    8/2/98
  - + 1 More Credits
- Team Knight Rider
  Plato (voice)
  - S 1: Ep 22 Legion of Doom
    5/18/98
  - S 1: Ep 21 Spy Girls
    5/11/98
  - S 1: Ep 20 Apocalypse Maybe
    5/4/98
  - S 1: Ep 19 EMP
    4/27/98
  - S 1: Ep 18 Home Away From Home
    2/23/98
  - + 17 More Credits
- Earthworm Jim
  Snott; Henchrat
  - S 2: Ep 10 For Whom the Jingle Bell Tolls
    12/13/96
  - S 2: Ep 9 The Wizard of Ooze
    11/22/96
  - S 2: Ep 8 Lounge Day's Journey Into Night
    11/16/96
  - S 2: Ep 7 Peanut of the Apes
    11/9/96
  - S 2: Ep 6 Hyper Psy-Crow
    11/2/96
  - + 18 More Credits
- Problem Child
  Yoji / Murph (voice)
  - S 1: Ep 6 Weird Olympics
    12/4/95
  - S 1: Ep 8 The Cyndi Kerrigan Story
    12/18/93
  - S 1: Ep 7 Junior Healy
    12/11/93
  - S 1: Ep 5 Tiny Ben
    11/27/93
  - S 1: Ep 4 Grease My Palm
    11/20/93
  - + 5 More Credits
- Tiny Toon Adventures
  Buster Bunny (1992-1993)
  - S 3: Ep 27 Night Ghoulery (1 Hour Special)
    5/28/95
  - S 3: Ep 26 Spring Break Special
    3/27/94
  - S 3: Ep 25 How I Spent my Vacation (60 minutes)
    9/5/93
  - S 3: Ep 24 How I Spent My Vacation (4)
    2/12/93
  - S 3: Ep 23 How I Spent My Vacation (3)
    2/11/93
  - + 105 More Credits
- Sonic the Hedgehog
  Additional Voices
  - S 2: Ep 13 The Doomsday Project
    12/3/94
  - S 2: Ep 12 Spyhog
    11/26/94
  - S 2: Ep 11 Drood Henge
    11/19/94
  - S 2: Ep 10 Cry of the Wolf
    11/12/94
  - S 2: Ep 7 Dulcy
    10/22/94
  - + 18 More Credits
- 1st & Ten
  Zagreb Shkenusky
  - S 7: Ep 16 Championship Game
    1/23/91
  - S 7: Ep 13 A Roast is a Roast
    12/26/90
  - S 7: Ep 10 Sex, Bulls and Videotape
    12/5/90
  - S 5: Ep 1 The Bulls Own Up
    10/5/88
- FM
  Don Tupsouni
  - S 1: Ep 13 Off the Record
    6/28/90
  - S 1: Ep 12 Sex, Lies and 35mm Slides
    6/9/90
  - S 1: Ep 11 The Last Virgin
    6/2/90
  - S 1: Ep 10 Let's Spend the Night Together
    5/26/90
  - S 1: Ep 9 No Fool Like an April Fool
    4/18/90
  - + 9 More Credits
Recurring Role (11)

Role
- The Looney Tunes Show
  Nametag Guy / Craig
  - S 1: Ep 6 Reunion
    6/7/11
- The Looney Tunes Show
  Cop #2
  - S 1: Ep 3 Jailbird and Jailbunny
    5/17/11
- Rocket Power
  Goat
  - S 3: Ep 22 Twist of Fate
    3/26/04
- As Told By Ginger
  Winston, Medic
  - S 2: Ep 12 TGIF
    3/24/02
- As Told By Ginger
  Winston, Waiter
  - S 2: Ep 9 Trouble in Gal Pal Land
    2/20/02
- As Told By Ginger
  Winston
  - S 2: Ep 4 An Even Steven Holiday Special
    12/10/01
- As Told By Ginger
  Radio Weatherman
  - S 1: Ep 14 Blizzard Conditions
    4/22/01
- As Told By Ginger
  Photographer
  - S 1: Ep 10 Kiss and Make Up
    1/28/01
- Rocket Power
  Animal
  - S 2: Ep 1 Rocket Repairs / Say Hello to Cement Head
    10/23/00
- Rocket Power
  Passerby 1
  - S 1: Ep 8 Blader Bowl / Total Luger
    9/8/99
- CatDog
  Dunglap
  - S 1: Ep 1 Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat
    4/4/98
Guest Star (80)

Role
- Castle
  Mr. Dreyfus
  - S 3: Ep 5 Anatomy of a Murder
    10/18/10
- Adventure Time
  Snow Monster #1 / Snow Monster #2
  - S 1: Ep 5 Prisoners of Love
    4/12/10
- Random! Cartoons
  Dugly Uckling, Kung Pao Bunny
  - S 1: Ep 11 Sugarfoot / Treasure Quest / Dr. Dee & Bit Boy
    4/4/09
- Random! Cartoons
  Bone, Soldier A, Soldier B, Soldier C
  - S 1: Ep 3 Ivan the Unbearable; Boneheads; Tiffany
    12/13/08
- Random! Cartoons
  Ice King, Fire Element
  - S 1: Ep 2 Finster Finster / Adventure Time / Mind the Kitty
    12/7/08
- Back at the Barnyard
  Winky [voice]
  - S 1: Ep 17 The Haunting
    7/22/08
- All Grown Up!
  Flynn/Suit (Villain)/Security Guard
  - S 4: Ep 2 Rat Traps
    11/16/07
- Afro Samurai
  Soshun
  - S 1: Ep 1 Revenge
    1/4/07
- My Life as a Teenage Robot
  Pharmacist / Microbe/ Dork #1 (voice)
  - S 3: Ep 3 The Legion of Evil / Infectuous Personality
    12/4/06
- Bones
  Lawrence Melvoy
  - S 2: Ep 6 The Girl in Suite 2103
    10/4/06
- The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  Carion Beetle / TV Announcer / Newscaster #2
  - S 6: Ep 8 Billy and Mandy vs. the Martians
    3/23/06
- Ben 10
  Zombozo/Thief #1
  - S 1: Ep 9 Last Laugh
    2/25/06
- Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
  Wigglenog
  - S 3: Ep 9 Meet the Wigglenog
    1/31/06
- Adventure Time
  Fire Element
  - S 3: Ep 0 Adventure Time
    1/1/06
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
  Chey
  - S 1: Ep 16 The Deserter
    10/21/05
- Charmed
  Alchemist
  - S 7: Ep 21 Death Becomes Them
    5/15/05
- CSI: Miami
  Farley Wheeler
  - S 3: Ep 7 Crime Wave
    11/8/04
- The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  Leprechaun / Lord Moldybutt
  - S 3: Ep 6 Nigel Planter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets / Circus of Fear
    7/16/04
- Cold Case
  Kip Crowley (2004)
  - S 1: Ep 20 Greed (a.k.a. Greed Is Good)
    4/18/04
- The Handler
  Charlie
  - S 1: Ep 11 Off the Edge
    12/12/03
- Kim Possible
  Cameraman?
  - S 2: Ep 13 Day of the Snowmen
    11/14/03
- My Life as a Teenage Robot
  Coach, Nerd #2, Player #2
  - S 1: Ep 9 Hostile Makeover / Grid Iron Glory
    10/24/03
- Joan of Arcadia
  Mime God
  - S 1: Ep 2 The Fire and the Wood
    10/3/03
- My Life as a Teenage Robot
  Hammer Brothers, Man 1
  - S 1: Ep 8 Sibling Tsunami / I Was a Preschool Dropout
    10/3/03
- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
  Hotel Guest
  - S 4: Ep 1 Assume Nothing (1)
    9/25/03
- The Simpsons
  Various Animal Sounds
  - S 14: Ep 19 Old Yeller Belly
    5/4/03
  - S 13: Ep 9 Jaws Wired Shut
    1/27/02
- The Wild Thornberrys
  Squirrel
  - S 4: Ep 7 The Wild Thornberrys Movie
    12/20/02
- Time Squad
  Alfred Nobel
  - S 2: Ep 6 Whitehouse Weirdness / Nobel Peace Surprise
    11/8/02
- Time Squad
  Alfred Nobel/Rasputin
  - S 2: Ep 6 Whitehouse Weirdness / Nobel Peace Surprise
    11/8/02
- Samurai Jack
  Scissorsmith
  - S 2: Ep 8 XXI: Jack And The Farting Dragon
    9/6/02
- Grounded for Life
  Musgrove
  - S 2: Ep 19 Eddie and This Guy with Diamonds
    4/17/02
- Time Squad
  Thomas Jefferson
  - S 2: Ep 2 Pasteur Packs O' Punch / Floundering Fathers
    4/12/02
- Rocket Power
  Ray's Friend
  - S 3: Ep 4 The Lingos / Shack Attack
    4/8/02
- Time Squad
  Mccoy Boy 1/Randall Mccoy/Teen Mccoy
  - S 1: Ep 15 Houdini Whodunit?! / Feud for Thought
    3/29/02
- Job
  Roger Weiss
  - S 2: Ep 9 Betrayal
    3/20/02
- Philly
  Arnie Kellogg
  - S 1: Ep 14 Meat Me in Philly
    2/5/02
- Totally Spies!
  Madman / Medival Man
  - S 1: Ep 4 Stuck in the Middle Ages with You
    11/17/01
- The Mummy: The Animated Series
  Dimitri, the Sub's Pilot
  - S 1: Ep 4 The Deep Blue Sea
    10/20/01
- CatDog
  Pie Guy
  - S 3: Ep 4 Seeing Eye Dog / Beware of Cliff
    5/15/01
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
  Evan Zarl, Snark, Zinko
  - S 1: Ep 49 Large Target
    11/27/00
- Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
  Marl
  - S 1: Ep 35 Star Crossed
    11/9/00
  - S 1: Ep 23 Downloaded
    10/26/00
  - S 1: Ep 16 Mira's Wedding
    10/18/00
- Star Trek: Voyager
  Gar
  - S 7: Ep 5 Critical Care
    11/1/00
- Rocket Power
  Mover 2
  - S 1: Ep 22 Twisting Away / Spot Remover
    3/28/00
- Rocket Power
  Lifeguard
  - S 1: Ep 6 Rocket Girls / Father's Day Off
    9/1/99
- The Love Boat: The Next Wave
  Dmitri Shishtokovich
  - S 2: Ep 19 Cuba
    5/21/99
- Friends
  Stanley
  - S 5: Ep 22 The One with Joey's Big Break
    5/13/99
- CatDog
  Waiter/Doorman
  - S 2: Ep 8 Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired
    2/25/99
- The Simpsons
  Possum
  - S 10: Ep 15 Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    2/21/99
- CatDog
  Fred, the Flying Fish
  - S 2: Ep 5 Fred the Flying Fish / CatDog Divided
    2/19/99
- Sliders
  Arnold Potts
  - S 4: Ep 13 Lipschitz Live!
    11/30/98
- The Wild Thornberrys
  El Gordita
  - S 1: Ep 12 Blood Sisters
    10/27/98
- Early Edition
  Jerzy Carpathian
  - S 2: Ep 17 The Fourth Carpathian
    4/18/98
- Cow and Chicken
  Messenger/Asp
  - S 2: Ep 5 Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari / I.M. Weasel: Queen of DeNile
    2/10/98
- I Am Weasel
  Messenger/Asp
  - S 2: Ep 5 Queen of DeNile
    2/10/98
- Ask Harriet
  Kenny
  - S 1: Ep 3 Help Me, Help Me, Rwanda
    1/15/98
- Hangin' With Mr. Cooper
  Photographer
  - S 5: Ep 13 Getting Personal
    8/30/97
- Johnny Bravo
  Sweetcheeks
  - S 1: Ep 2 Super Duped / Bungled In The Jungle / Bearly Enough Time
    7/14/97
- Malcolm & Eddie
  Rooster
  - S 1: Ep 22 Jingle Fever
    5/19/97
  - S 1: Ep 1 Pilot
    8/26/96
- Boston Common
  Frankie
  - S 2: Ep 19 I.D. Endow
    4/13/97
- Mr. Rhodes
  Mr. Kotter
  - S 1: Ep 15 The Welcome Back Show
    2/28/97
- Mighty Ducks
  Beldar
  - S 1: Ep 24 The Return of Astroth
    12/27/96
- The Single Guy
  Waiter
  - S 2: Ep 4 Kept Man
    10/10/96
- Tales from the Crypt
  voice of Narrator
  - S 7: Ep 13 The Third Pig
    7/19/96
- Duckman
  Voice of Unknown
  - S 3: Ep 10 The Mallardian Candidate
    3/16/96
  - S 1: Ep 2 T.V. or Not to Be
    3/12/94
- Rocko's Modern Life
  Crazy Aunt Gretion
  - S 3: Ep 11 The Big Question / The Big Answer
    1/28/96
- The Single Guy
  Maitre'D
  - S 1: Ep 11 Communication
    1/4/96
  - S 1: Ep 10 Midnight
    12/14/95
- The Single Guy
  Maitre 'D
  - S 1: Ep 3 Gift
    10/5/95
- Brotherly Love
  Voice of The Cryptkeeper
- Johnny Bravo
  Leopord
  - S 1: Ep 1 Johnny Bravo / Jungle Boy in
    3/26/95
- What's New Scooby-Doo?
  Haman
  - S 1: Ep 1 Scooby Doo in Arabian Nights
    9/3/94
- Bonkers
  Beezle / Buzzle
  - S 3: Ep 16 Seems Like Old Toons
    11/26/93
- Tales from the Crypt
  Larry
  - S 5: Ep 11 Oil's Well That Ends Well
    11/24/93
- Animaniacs
  voice of Buster Bunny
  - S 1: Ep 144 Noah's Lark
    11/3/93
- The New WKRP in Cincinnati
  The Morgue Guy
  - S 2: Ep 11 Moss Dies
    11/14/92
- Dream On
  Chuck
  - S 3: Ep 18 The Guilty Party
    9/26/92
- Tour of Duty
  Lenny Pilchowski
  - S 2: Ep 8 Popular Forces
    2/21/89
- The Facts Of Life
  Andre
  - S 9: Ep 17 Let's Face the Music
    2/13/88
- Showtime at the Apollo
  Himself: Comic
  - S 1: Ep 3 103
    9/26/87
- Moonlighting
  Peter Macy
  - S 3: Ep 4 Yours, Very Deadly
    10/28/86
- Cave Kids
  Katty
  - S 1: Ep 7 Color Me Cave Kid

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- He did the voice of Deadpool for the video games X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse and Marvel: Ultimate Alliance.
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- Kassir and Julie Benz divorced in 2007.
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- John won $100,000 for being the comedy champion on Star Search by edging out Sinbad.
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