Abbi and Ilana decide to not use their phones for a day causing problems with their plan to attend a wedding.
Abbi's has her wisdom teeth removed, so Illana offers to nurse her back to health with a combination of drugs and a lack of supervision.
The Comening is coming.
Victory is eaten by time flies.
A police sting to catch sexual predators is the only true fact.
The tail catches its snake.
Little 'ol love learns to talk.
Children are born corrupt, pass away, and then rot.
The history of America is examined.
The Season 3 opener looks at an impossibly stupid reality.
Abbi and Ilana have to deal with a storm and unwanted guests.
The girls are forced to live outside their apartment.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Sketches include: Multiple personalities with bad accents, arguing with boyfriends, and a very weird massage.