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  • Monumental Douchebag

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 9/27/11

    The Noharas become members of a neighborhood watch.

    Hobby Whores
    A couple of characters take up hobbies to try and take their minds off of their personal demons.

    Relapse (Don't Do It)
    Bitzi's relapse coincides with a visit from Mitzi and Bitzi's father and its up to Mitzi and Shin to keep him in the dark.

  • Two Corn Dogs at Once

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    S 3 : Ep 25 - 9/27/11

    Jim Hanson Presents the Puppets
    While visiting Puppetland, Shin becomes separated from his family, makes a strange new friend and almost gets a first hand look at the world of child trafficking

    Little Miss Muff Dive, Part 1
    Bitzi has a chance to further her career as a photographer but she would have to first become a lesbian.

    Little Miss Muff Dive, Part 2
    Deciding that furthering her career would be the best way to stay clean, Bitzi becomes determined to work with Fanny, no matter what it may cost.

  • Hardcore Flirting

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    S 3 : Ep 23 - 9/27/11

    The Noharas, along with Mitzi's dad, have an intervention for Bitzi.

    Dog Day Laughternoon
    Mitzi makes Shin walk Whitey which leads to Whitey having an interesting and exciting day.

    Donut Resuscitate
    While waiting in line for some donuts, Shin runs into Miss Polly waiting in the same line. And while she waits, she lets her neurosis shine on through for all to see.

  • Interlude Party

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 1/9/11

    Hohenheim grapples with his own mind, searching for the answers to his doubts about humanity. Even in the darkest moments when he thinks about how fragile and weak the human race is, he receives a form of help reminding him that while humans may be weak, they always try their hardest to become strong. With the memories of his family to guide him, he continues moving toward a path brimming with hope.moreless
  • Father Before the Grave

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    S 1 : Ep 20 - 6/27/10

    As Edward returns to Resembool, he surprisingly sees his father, Hohenheim, in front of his mother's grave. That night, Ed hears a startling conversation between his father and Pinako. The next day, Hohenheim gives Pinako a grim warning about the future, and Ed goes to the place where his home once stood, looking for a source of new hope.moreless
  • Death of the Undying

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    S 1 : Ep 19 - 6/20/10

    Alphonse joins up with Mustang and his subordinates as they follow after Barry's original body. The chase leads them to the Third Laboratory, where Barry infiltrates, and they take the opportunity to begin a thorough search of the laboratory. Unbeknownst to them, Lust doesn't intend for any of them to make it out alive.moreless
  • The Arrogant Palm of a Small Human

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    S 1 : Ep 18 - 6/13/10

    Edward travels with Armstrong and Breda to an ancient place, where he learns the truth of what happened to Maria Ross. Back in Central City, Ling visits Alphonse and Winry to apprise them of the events, while a new foe appears to cause trouble for Mustang's subordinates. Elsewhere, Ed encounters some people who reveal horrifying details concerning the fate of Winry's parents.moreless
  • Cold Flame

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    S 1 : Ep 17 - 6/6/10

    After being interrogated, Maria Ross is convicted of committing a horrific murder. Upon hearing about the news, Barry ventures to break her out of prison. Later on, Alex Louis Armstrong takes Edward with him on a trip under the pretext of going to Resembool to have his automail repaired.moreless
  • Miracle at Rush Valley

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 4/25/10

    The Elric brothers along with Winry finally arrive in Rush Valley, where Ed is pickpocketed and later, after finding the pickpocket, Winry must deliver a baby.
  • Created Feelings

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 4/11/10

    Edward is now in a hospital recovering from his wounds, and Alphonse is unable to let go of what Barry told him back at the Fifth Laboratory. Meanwhile, Winry agrees to make a trip to Central in order to repair Ed's automail arm yet again.moreless
  • Gonna Need More Fingers

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    S 2 : Ep 20 - 8/30/08

    In Case You Forgot: Grandfather Knows Best
    While Mitzi's mother recovers from her latest misadventure, her father stays with the Noharas.

    Pooter Tutor!
    Mitzi hires Yonro to tutor Shin.

    The Dildor Saga: Trials of Falsemother!
    Mitzi attends Shin's kendo lesson to see exactly what's being taught.

  • A Total Jack Barnes Move

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    S 2 : Ep 19 - 8/24/08

    The Kiss of Debt
    When Hiro gets caught with his hand in Mitzi's Boob Job Jar, she punishes him with a reduced allowance. Now in order for Hiro to get his full allowance restored, he must agree to comply with a couple of Mitzi's demands.

    Shinja Gaiden
    After observing the gang playing 'Ninja vs. Samurai' at recess, Principal Ench offers to give them some lessons in the ninja arts.

    Grandfather Knows Best
    Shin's grandfather gets a little more than he bargained for when he drops by for an unannounced visit. With only Shin to talk with, he starts to regret visiting as Shin tells him about a lot of things he would just rather not know about.

  • How To Bury a Smack-Addict Clown

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 6/15/08

    Special Lost Episode! Flashback To Our Butthole Apartment! Crash, Test Dummy!
    The Noharas help Yonro deal with his university acceptance test taking anxiety.

    Makeup, Little Penny
    After finding her mother's makeup kit, Penny gives the gang a makeover.

    Fairly Bad Things!
    People keep stopping by and interfering with the Nohara's attempts at disposing a body.

  • Green Like Good Boy Pills

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 6/1/08

    Ass Got Breezy Being Green
    The kids are enjoying catching and then releasing frogs until a couple of mean second graders show up. It's up to Shin to save the day...and the frogs.

    Summer Baby
    Mitzi attempts to give Summer a lesson in parenting but it's Summer who ends up teaching Mitzi how to "chillax".

    Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 4: Fear the Money Shot!
    In this episode of Action Bastard, Action Bastard tries to stop Dr. Hitler Clone from unleashing his evil plan upon the world.

  • Lucky Bastard Fever!

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 5/11/08

    Mr. Penny Builds Her Dream House!
    Penny forces her friends to play her version of house but the boys keep messing it up.

    Blowing Me Softly
    It's the nightly traumatic ritual of washing and drying Hima's hair.

    Action Bastard Extravaganza Special! Lucky Bastard Fever! Episode 1: Rise of the Pecker!
    In this episode of Action Bastard, Action Bastard battles Flying Pecker and his mind controlling arachno-bots while Lollipop struggles with whether or not to reveal her dark secret.

  • Gratuitous Grandparent Nudity

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    S 1 : Ep 26 - 12/17/07

    The Grandfathers, Part 1
    Hiro's father invites himself along when the Noharas visit Mitzi's parents.

    The Grandfathers, Part 2

    The two grandfathers compete for the affection of their grandchildren as they try and one up each other.

    The Grandfathers, Part Sofia Coppola Can't Act
    The two grandfathers finally bond after visiting the local bathhouse.

  • Overcount II. Lucifer's Choice

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 11/11/06

    Plans to use "The Silent Noise", a destructive sound-wave device, to destroy Rome are underway! Lady Caterina is held under house arrest for her suspicion of Archbishop D'Este. Who is behind it all?moreless
  • Overcount I. - The Belfry Of Downfall

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 11/4/06

    Though grief stricken by the events in Barcelona, the agents of AX scramble to prevent Rosen Kreuz from carrying out their plan to destroy Rome with the Silent Noise device. Can they find the bell in time? Is Archbishop Alphonso D'Este somehow connected?! Meanwhile, Abel has problems of how own, when he blames himself for the death of Noelle. Will he turn in his badge and gun?!moreless
  • Silent Noise

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 10/28/06

    After the unexplained collapse of the National Palace in Barcelona, Spain, Father Abel and Sister Noelle are sent to Barcelona to discern what the cause is. The beautiful city inspires Noelle to reveal her true feelings for Abel. But unbeknownst to the unlikely couple, there is an agent of evil waiting in the wings, one that's armed with a weapon that threatens to ring in the sounds of death and destruction.
  • Death

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    S 4 : Ep 9 - 3/11/06

    Ed has entered the other side of the Gate and finds himself in a war-torn land. There he finds his father, who tells him the real truth about alchemy. Back in Central Mustang faces off with Pride in a battle that could determine the future of the State. Dante, meanwhile, carries out her plans for dealing with Al and transforms Gluttony into a true monster.moreless
  • The Other Side of the Gate

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    S 4 : Ep 8 - 3/4/06

    Using the page Fletcher Tringham gave him from his father's journal, Ed meets up with the brothers again deep in Central City. With their help he finally finds the way to the leader of the Homunculi. Unbeknownst to him, the leader is already waiting for his arrival. Ed must once again confront all that he believes in his battle against the leader, or else be lost to the other side of the Gate.moreless
  • The Heavy Seed

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 12/18/05

    "Seeds rooted in the flesh and blood of our ancestors. Reach out with green, green leaves. Bear heavy, heavy fruit..."

    While on his journey, Ginko stumbles across a town that has yielded a great crop this year, thanks to their ancestors. However it is said that they take someone in exchange. Ginko finds this peculiar and decides to investigate this further, by going to see the village "Saishu-sama" (chief mourner) who obviously has something to do with it.moreless
  • Ticket to Nowhere

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    S 1 : Ep 19 - 11/11/05

    While on the run from the authorities, Ayato and Asahina grow closer as they start a life together and try to blend into the rest of society. Free of Tokyo Jupiter effects, though, Asahina soon discovers something about herself that frightens her. Fearing that Ayato would leave her if he knew her secret, she decides to keep the news to herself.moreless
  • On Earth As It Is In Heaven

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 9/17/05

    Ayato is tested and found out to be normal, minus the symbol on his torso, Quon has one as well. While Ayato meets, Soyoko a co-worker and finds out he will be living with Haruko and her sister Megumi, and their uncle Rikudo. Meanwhile Itsuki finds out, that Quon is his sister. When Ayato is unpacking, he finds Buchi, which Quon packs for him. And after the dinner Rikudo gives Ayato a name plate.moreless
  • The Wedding Photographer

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    S 1 : Ep 14 - 7/7/05

    Everything is in place for the wedding of the century: A star-studded turnout, a beautiful church, a maniacal priest with a god complex, a power-hungry groom and a hypnotized bride. The only thing missing is a photographer... And if the one uninvited guest can crash this party, he might just run away with the bride.moreless
  • Return to Life! The Legendary Omnyou Mystic

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 2/16/05

    Arumi and Sasshi have finally made there way home. But Arumi's grandfather will still be dead. Sasshi refuses to let that happen, so he jumps again into another world. But in the end he cannot dream away reality.moreless
  • Huge Reversal?! Abenobashi Hollywood Shopping Arcade

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 2/15/05

    The two kids now find themselves in a world of Sasshi's favorite movies. He really enjoys the big Hollywood movies, from Raiders of the Lost Ark to Monty Python. Its all here and more inside Sasshi movie-land.moreless
  • It Cries! The Bush Warbler Heiankyo

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 2/12/05

    Arumi has left Sasshi out of pure frustration. Eutus, however, has agreed to help Sasshi get back home and reveals the shocking truth to him, as well as their karmic connection. He decides to allow Sasshi to become a Onmyou apprentice, but the help he's going to receive from Eutus is going to be more than minimal...moreless
  • Flashback! Magical Shopping Arcade Birth

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 2/11/05

    Instead of a new, wacky world based off of their home, it is a more somber world. It's a look at how the magical shopping arcade was born, as told from those that were there some 50 years ago. It doesn't explain what's going on in Arumi and Sasshi's case, however, but it reveals some other important information.moreless
  • Extinction! Abenobashi Ancient Dinosaur Shopping Arcade

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 2/10/05

    Just when they thought they were going home, Sasshi and Arumi find themselves in a prehistoric version of their home, complete with the usual cast of strange relatives that they have grown accustomed to seeing. However, they soon have more problems then they can handle when they are on the run from the natives and try to get a baby dinosaur back to his family!moreless
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