Jolene Blalock

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Jolene Blalock

Born

3/5/1975, San Diego, USA

Birth Name

Jolene Blalock

Gender

Female
9.3
out of 10
User Rating
171 votes

Biography

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Jolene was born and raised in San Diego, where she spent much of her free time on the beach, surfing. She left home at 17 to model in Europe and Asia. Modeling brought her back to California (this time to Los Angeles) in 1998 and after booking a…more

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Trivia and Quotes

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    • Jolene:

    • Jolene: (on childhood) I didn't have a good childhood because I never could get along with other kids. I was the child that sat in the corner eating lunch by herself.

    • Jolene: I didn't have a good childhood because I never could get along with other kids. I was the child that sat in the corner eating lunch by herself.

    • Jolene: I think my parents where high when they named me.

    • Jolene: It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.

    • Jolene: Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock.

    • Jolene: The thing I was attracted to as a little girl was Kirk, Bones and Spock, and their utter loyalty. There's nothing more powerful than that.

    • Jolene: I was so adamant in the beginning that I was going to be the best 'shaker' - you know, when the ship shakes? And then we get into it, and I'm shaking my little booty - when the director comes up to me and said, 'ahem, Vulcans don't really shake.'

    • Jolene: I like men who are very cool but who are also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits - men who would be flipping burgers if they hadn't found an outlet for their brilliant mind-sets. I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move.

    • Jolene: I was an acid-head and a pot smoker. There was this one time some friends and I were ditching off campus at lunch. We didn't make it back in time, and school officials found us smoking weed in a van around the corner. I was so stoned that when they started taking names and I said mine was April June. It didn't even dawn on me that that was just two months put together.

    • Jolene: Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom.

    • Jolene: I firmly believe in what Stephen Hawking says—that if we don't get off this planet, we're going to go berserk. We have to have more space. And maybe that'll mean that we multiply and just destroy another planet. But you know what? That's mankind. Get used to it. We're not going to change.

    • Jolene: The best sex is being with somebody who you know that you know that you know that you know that you know loves you. You know?

    • Jolene: (On plastic surgery) Farrah Fawcett overdid it... Why can she only move one side of her face? Whenever she smiles, she turns in complete profile to the side that can smile.

SUBMIT REVIEW
  • Lip augmentation does not offset acting impairment

    1.0
    As a vulcaness, a dead pan delivery without emotion is an asset. As any other character, it's a liability. What was she thinking when she got a lip job? Do people really believe that wearing two slug worms around their mouth orifice is endearing? Perhaps Wholly Weird convinced her that caricature is the same as character. She's now a caricature of her self.



    After catching her on Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, and recently, on House M.D., I am convinced that she needs corrective brain augmentation and talent infusion. It could be worse, though. She could have her own television series to drive into the ground... on NBC.moreless
  • since i first started watching enterprise i never thought that T`pol (Jolene ) would do what valcon were not suppose to do , get in valved with humans. but i was supprised when her an Tripp actualy got down with each other she should have married tripp.moreless

    10
    this is one of the best shows that i have ever watched on a Monday night and i hope that it contiues . i want to see what happened with T`Pol and tripp as time goes by . they make a perfect cuople. ala in all the new enterprise is going to make it big if it hasn't already.the seences are much better and the outspace explorations are differant than the old show ever was. it sure would be great if i could become one of that crew just to see what it is like to fly threw out space.moreless
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