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  • Garage Sale

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    S 7 : Ep 19 - 3/24/11

    The office holds a garage sale in the warehouse, where Dwight challenges himself to see what he can get by trading, starting with a thumbtack. Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him.

  • Viewing Party

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    S 7 : Ep 8 - 11/11/10

    Hoping to get Gabe and Michael to be more friendly to one another, Erin organizes a Glee viewing party for the staff at Gabe's. Meanwhile, Andy's jealousy over Erin and Gabe's relationship intensifies.

  • The Old Man and the Key

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    S 13 : Ep 13 - 3/10/02

    In order to impress Zelda, a new female resident at the retirement castle, Grampa starts driving again. But Grampa runs into trouble with Homer whose car he continually abuses and he develops some enemies in the form of rival gang of retirees at the Kwik-E-Mart.moreless
  • Hank's Choice

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    S 5 : Ep 16 - 4/1/01

    When Bobby's runny nose and constant sneezing turn out to be an allergy to dander, he is given some medication, and Hank is told to get rid of Ladybird. Hank is taken aback, trying to find any way around it, so he builds a luxurious new doghouse. During the 'Grand Opening' of the house, Ladybird refuses to go in. Hank rethinks his options, and sends Bobby out to live in the house. Soon Bobby discovers that he has found the right combination of pills to be able to be around Ladybird, but enjoys living in the dog house so much, he doesn't tell his parents.

  • Hank's Bad Hair Day

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    S 4 : Ep 19 - 4/9/00

    Hank's long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill for an army haircut comes to $900. When Hank protests this waste, the army base shuts down its barber unit, and Bill is out of a job.

  • Rodeo Days

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    S 4 : Ep 12 - 1/16/00

    The rodeo comes to town and after a failed attempt to be a cowboy, Bobby decides to become a rodeo clown, without his family's knowledge.

  • Dog Dale Afternoon

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    S 3 : Ep 20 - 4/13/99

    Dale gets a new mower and becomes very arrogant, which ticks off all his friends. To get back at him they steal his mower and it makes Dale go crazy. During a pest control job in a tower, Bill thinks Dale has gone so crazy he brought a gun, and causes an alarm.

  • Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta

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    S 3 : Ep 16 - 2/23/99

    Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta Hotel and Resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a gift certificate to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and he swears Luanne to secrecy. Luanne gets sexually harassed by a group of the golfers, so she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.

  • Everybody Loves Larry

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    S 5 : Ep 1 - 11/13/96

    Larry, worried about the implications of a permanent guest host, sabotages temporary host Jon Stewart at every turn. Hank buys a less-than-perfect used car from Elvis Costello. David Duchovny's friendliness makes Larry wonder about his sexual orientation.moreless
  • Hank's Sex Tape

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    S 4 : Ep 7 - 8/30/95

    Hank fears for his career after Phil sets a scandalous sex tape circulating among the entertainment community.
  • Whacking Day

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    S 4 : Ep 20 - 4/29/93

    Everyone in Springfield is excited for Whacking Day, but as the holiday approaches, Lisa condemns it as violent. Whacking Day is a decade-long tradition which calls for the townspeople to beat snakes to death with sticks. Lisa decides to save the snakes with the help of Whacking Day's honorary MC, Barry White, who uses his sonorous bass vocal style to lure the snakes to safety, where no one can whack them.moreless
  • Mr. Plow

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    S 4 : Ep 9 - 11/19/92

    At the local auto show, Homer is pressured into buying a snow plow truck and he starts up a surprisingly successful business as "Mr. Plow." Things go well for Homer until Barney starts his own slow plow business and steals all of Homer's customers.moreless
  • Treehouse of Horror III

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    S 4 : Ep 5 - 10/29/92

    In this year's scarifying special, the Simpsons gather for a Halloween party and exchange ghost stories. Clown Without Pity Lisa tells the tale of how Homer purchases a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday. Homer's life is quickly in danger though, when the possessed doll goes on a mission to kill him. King Homer Grampa spins a Simponsized version of King Kong, with Homer cast as the title ape, Marge as King Kong's object of affection and Mr. Burns as the millionaire entrepreneur trying to capture King Kong and make a profit from him. Dial "Z" for Zombies
    Finally, Bart tells a story in which he casts a spell from a book of witchcraft and accidentally brings Springfield's dead to life. The only thing that can send them back to their graves is the right spell.moreless
  • Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

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    S 3 : Ep 24 - 8/27/92

    Homer's half-brother Herb Powell returns. After Homer wrecked his car company, Herb now lives as a bum, but with a little help from Maggie, and financial support from Homer, he thinks he has come up with an invention that will put him back on top.moreless
  • Bart's Friend Falls in Love

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    S 3 : Ep 23 - 5/7/92

    Bart gets jealous and decides to do something about it, when he discovers that Milhouse has a girlfriend and suddenly doesn't have as much time for him any more. Meanwhile Lisa worries about Homer's weight and convinces Marge to order some subliminal weight loss tapes, instead Homer's vocabulary improves dramatically when subliminal vocabulary tapes are sent instead.

  • The Otto Show

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    S 3 : Ep 22 - 4/23/92

    Bart invites Otto the school bus driver to stay at his house when Otto loses his job after it is discovered that he doesn't have a driver's license.
  • Black Widower

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    S 3 : Ep 21 - 4/9/92

    Selma decides to marry her prison pen-pal, Sideshow Bob. When he gets out of prison, he convinces the Simpson family that he has changed for the better, but Bart remains skeptical and is determined to find out what Sideshow Bob is really up to.moreless
  • Colonel Homer

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    S 3 : Ep 20 - 3/26/92

    Homer discovers a beautiful country music star in the making and becomes her manager, which raises concerns for Marge about his fidelity.
  • Dog of Death

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    S 3 : Ep 19 - 3/12/92

    The family is forced to scrimp, save and cut back in order to a pay for Santa's Little Helper's life-saving surgery.
  • Separate Vocations

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    S 3 : Ep 18 - 2/27/92

    After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker, while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores at home with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school, but police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor.moreless
  • Homer at the Bat

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    S 3 : Ep 17 - 2/20/92

    The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's softball team goes on a season long winning streak thanks to Homer's "Wunderbat." But with the pennant and a $1 million bet on the line Mr. Burns brings in 9 ringers from the professional baseball ranks and a disappointed Homer has to sit the bench.moreless
  • Bart the Lover

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    S 3 : Ep 16 - 2/13/92

    Bart has a little fun at Mrs. Krabappel's expense and replies to her personal ad as a man named Woodrow. Meanwhile, Homer vows to stop swearing.
  • Homer Alone

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    S 3 : Ep 15 - 2/6/92

    Marge has a nervous breakdown from being overworked and under appreciated at home and takes a vacation of her own at the Rancho Relaxo resort, leaving Homer and the kids to fend for themselves and experience the rigors of life without Marge.moreless
  • Lisa the Greek

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    S 3 : Ep 14 - 1/23/92

    Homer discovers that Lisa has the uncanny ability of correctly picking the winners of pro football games 100% of the time and uses this knowledge to make some money by placing wagers on the games.moreless
  • Radio Bart

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    S 3 : Ep 13 - 1/9/92

    On his birthday, Bart receives a "Superstar Celebrity" microphone that transmits sound to an AM radio. Bart decides to use the device to play a prank on the town and places the radio deep inside a well, using the microphone to pose as Timmy O'Toole. But later, when Bart gets stuck in the well himself, the town decides to leave him there as punishment for playing the prank.moreless
  • I Married Marge

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 12/26/91

    While Marge pays a visit to the hospital on a pregnancy scare, Homer gathers the kids around and tells them how he and Marge met and fell in love.
  • Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 12/5/91

    Mr. Burns sells the nuclear power plant for $100 million to a group of Germans and then retires. Homer has troubles under the new regime and Mr. Burns starts second-guessing his decision to retire.moreless
  • Flaming Moe's

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 11/21/91

    Homer invents a bizarre drink called the Flaming Homer. It's so good that Moe steals his recipe, renames it the Flaming Moe and takes credit for inventing it. The Flaming Moe revitalizes business, turning Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, and causing Homer's and Moe's relationship to splinter.moreless
  • Saturdays of Thunder

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 11/14/91

    Bart becomes deeply immersed in competitive soapbox racing while Homer begins to realize that he's not as good a father as he thought. After attending a lecture at National Fatherhood Institute, Homer becomes a more attentive father, helping Bart build the ultimate soapbox racer. But Bart decides not to use it in his big race against Nelson Muntz, instead opting to borrow Martin Prince's scientifically engineered aerodynamic racer.moreless
  • Lisa's Pony

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 11/7/91

    Homer is entrusted with an important task for Lisa, and when he doesn't come through for her, she is crushed. To try and buy Lisa's love back he gets her a pony, but consequences arise, as Homer is forced to work a second job to pay for the pony.moreless
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