Caroline's grandmother Astrid awakens from a coma with no knowledge of her family's massive money scandal, so Caroline tries to keep the truth from her a bit longer by giving Astrid one last fancy luncheon.moreless
The Comening is coming.
Victory is eaten by time flies.
The tail catches its snake.
The history of America is examined.
The Season 3 opener looks at an impossibly stupid reality.
While Red must deal with loneliness, Taystee gets an opportunity to demonstrate her business skills.
While Sophia provides education on the female body, Larry makes some major changes in his life.
Vee and Gloria battle for control of the bathroom and Piper receives some unwelcome news.
While gearing up for Valentine's Day, Piper is ask to become Larry's snitch. Meanwhile, Red learns something interesting.
While Vee tries her hand at being an entrepreneur, Piper and Healy work on a prison newsletter.
Caputo makes some changes and Piper becomes unpopular because of her privileges.
While Red receives recognition for her strives towards redemption, Piper's and Larry's relationship is tested. Meanwhile, Litchfield welcomes back a familiar face.
As Soso's hunger strike gains support, Piper finds her position dramatically altered.
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man -- all over his gun.
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!