I \"thought\" I was gay. It wasn\'t until she spit her chewing gum out onto the floor and told me \"to pick it up and put it in my mouth (you gay cowboy)\" then it hit me! Not only was I sure I was gay, but I was her gay cowboy! And a pig too! The goddess has powers! I swallowed the gum. My friend killed me! I was caught up in the moment! She likes Juicy Fruit!
